WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Darth Handsome]

nice job, i could totes figure out what you were saying

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

i for one, actually enjoy corduroy. I dont wear any of it, but its a good material.

I have no problem believing that.

 

[nukes]

I'm wearing courderoy pants. I'm not spell checking that shit.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm wearing courderoy pants. I'm not spell checking that shit.

Are they not slacks

 

[nukes]

Are they not slacks

It's dungaree cut so no. In the 70s when we were cool we just called them cords.

 

[nukes]

Dungarees is New England for jeans.
Frappe is a milkshake. And a regulah coffee has 3 sugars and 3 creams.

 

[APRIL]

i for one, actually enjoy corduroy. I dont wear any of it, but its a good material.

I knew that without you telling me.

 

[OOD]

I had a web cam interview for a call in center today. Customer service, sales, and troubleshooting. Working from home sounds nice. This is like a dream job. I wouldn't even have to wear pants.

 

[wetwillie]

I had a web cam interview for a call in center today. Customer service, sales, and troubleshooting. Working from home sounds nice. This is like a dream job. I wouldn't even have to wear pants.

Set up a web cam and double down on your earning. Film yourself stroking it while telling a customer " turn on your laptop's camera so I can see your washer. Ok, now lean around to the back of it. That's it, a little further . . . oh yeah . ." I'll build you a website "The Naked TroubleShooter". Ladies from the nursing home would love it. Charge extra for in-home service.

 

[OOD]

Set up a web cam and double down on your earning. Film yourself stroking it while telling a customer " turn on your laptop's camera so I can see your washer. Ok, now lean around to the back of it. That's it, a little further . . . oh yeah . ." I'll build you a website "The Naked TroubleShooter". Ladies from the nursing home would love it. Charge extra for in-home service.

@Strings you seeing this shit?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what the hell man

 

[OOD]

what the hell man

Ed has a way with words.

 

[Strings]

@Strings you seeing this shit?

Don't do it, OOD.
I don't think I have to explain why.

 

[Immigrant]

the tenured college professor look

At a clown college.

Sorry oodles

 

[Immigrant]

The way the last clown waits a little longer before exiting the clown car makes it a little funnier.

Timing is important.

 

[Frau Blugher]

That reminds me, they discontinued my favorite gritty hand cleaner. I need to email them and find out what the replacement is.

the orange one , forget what it's called "orange something"

 

[Frau Blugher]

i for one, actually enjoy corduroy. I dont wear any of it, but its a good material.

Perv .

 

[HipHugHer]

Perv .

Corduroy pants are warm. They also make a neat sound when you walk.

 

[Josh]

Flying direct to North Carolina on Saturday afternoon, working Sunday & Monday to do a network cutover for a national contract job. Flying home late Monday, probably home around 1am which kinda sucks. But I'll make some decent bank. Same job that I did in Maryland earlier this year.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Lady at work sent out an email to everyone in the company stating that someone has taken her plant, it was labelled as her plant, and if she has to she will search everyone's office and cubicle for her plant.

She sent it to everyone, she sent it to the president of the company.

We have a plant guy that comes around and waters the office plants. He probably took it by mistake.

HR just went over to her desk.

I love the end of the year, no one gives a shit anymore