WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Maureen

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Well I was standing in line at Cracker Barrel to pick up some food for one of my Platinum regular customers, and I saw this cute young woman with a thigh tattoo that was of some chick smoking a bowl of weed and the prerequisite cloud of smoke coming out of the bowl. The "smoke" looked like a rash. In fact, it looks like she got a tattoo around a permanent rosea type rash to go with the rash.
pick up some food for one of my Platinum regular customers AKA moonlighting as Uber Eats.
 

Maureen

Lot's Salty Wife
Nov 16, 2010
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5% I'm sorry that CEO is giving you a hard time right now and you feel obligated to pass it on. I hope things get better!
sorry Nuber
ceo and i are doing pretty awesome. just came back from LA where we blew money on ubers even tho we had a rental.
where we banged til all hours of the night and day.
no kids, no mother in law, no sad cabbie life.


***nukes + uber = Nuber
 
sorry Nuber
ceo and i are doing pretty awesome. just came back from LA where we blew money on ubers even tho we had a rental.
where we banged til all hours of the night and day.
no kids, no mother in law, no sad cabbie life.


***nukes + uber = Nuber
That's terrific!
I wish you nothing but happiness.