WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Well I was standing in line at Cracker Barrel to pick up some food for one of my Platinum regular customers, and I saw this cute young woman with a thigh tattoo that was of some chick smoking a bowl of weed and the prerequisite cloud of smoke coming out of the bowl. The "smoke" looked like a rash. In fact, it looks like she got a tattoo around a permanent rosea type rash to go with the rash.

pick up some food for one of my Platinum regular customers AKA moonlighting as Uber Eats.
 
5% I'm sorry that CEO is giving you a hard time right now and you feel obligated to pass it on. I hope things get better!

sorry Nuber
ceo and i are doing pretty awesome. just came back from LA where we blew money on ubers even tho we had a rental.
where we banged til all hours of the night and day.
no kids, no mother in law, no sad cabbie life.


***nukes + uber = Nuber