WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[OOD]

Pussy

Am millinial.
Have low work ethic.

 

[nukes]

Am millinial.
Have low work ethic.

Fine. You watch.
Or sleep.

 

[OOD]

I was going to occupy one. I was offering you the other.
First, be a pal and gain consent. I'll wear a mask.

That might work. It's not gay if we don't make eye contact. But if we do don't worry cause it's okay to be gay.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Am millinial.
Have low work ethic.

5% the majority of millennials I know bust their asses

 

[OOD]

5% the majority of millennials I know bust their asses

I know. For less pay than previous generations had at their age too.

 

[OOD]

Not me though. I'm trying to be lazy. Hard work is the worst.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I know. For less pay than previous generations had at their age too.

Well no, when I was your age I was making $8 an hour

 

[Immigrant]

Rush Limbaugh is Jim Morrison.
The Lizard King.
Mr. Mojo Rising.

I watched that video and it made me a little queasy.

 

[OOD]

Well no, when I was your age I was making $8 an hour

What one person made doesnt tell me much. Also, make sure you adjust for today's dollar value.

 

[Darth Handsome]

What one person made doesnt tell me much. Also, make sure you adjust for today's dollar value.

Oh ffs

 

[OOD]

Oh ffs

You bury your money behind the cabin don't you?

 

[Darth Handsome]

You bury your money behind the cabin don't you?

You name it, its buried back there

 

[OOD]

You name it, its buried back there

Now I know why you're always inviting us up there.

 

[nukes]

Now I know why you're always inviting us up there.

Free labor.
Duh.

 

[Jehannum]

Hey @Strings, my cow-orkers are on leave this week and the reason they put on the calendar was "baby bonding". What adhesive would you recommend the use?

 

[Valve1138]

Hey @Strings, my cow-orkers are on leave this week and the reason they put on the calendar was "baby bonding". What adhesive would you recommend the use?

Jizz.

Duhhhhhhhh

 

[Strings]

Hey @Strings, my cow-orkers are on leave this week and the reason they put on the calendar was "baby bonding". What adhesive would you recommend the use?

Girlie glue. For sticking things to babies.

 

[Strings]

Sticking not stinking

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Instead of sticking things to infants, what if I wanted to stick infants to things. Like ceilings or moving cars.
Same adhesive work?

 

[Domon]

Instead of sticking things to infants, what if I wanted to stick infants to things. Like ceilings or moving cars.
Same adhesive work?

apparently theres something called t-rex tape thats even better than gorilla tape. It has 10lb's of tensile pull per 2 inches of coverage. 4 strips should attach most moderate sized infants to any object you wish.