So I got a PM from another place to come here.

[G-Shock]

I wanna do doughnuts in your fields.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

me too!

 

[Valve1138]

I wonder if they'll charge more for a #2.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ryanair_toilet

 

[Duke]

I wonder if they'll charge more for a #2.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ryanair_toilet

WTF. Seriously. Thats the most retarded shit ever.

no pun intended.

 

[G-Shock]

I'd so piss on the floor.

Well maybe.

I'd prob just choose a different airline. I drink about a gallon of water a day. So I'm pretty much pissing all day long.

 

[polo]

having been on a few ryanair flights, i think i'd prefer to spend the entire flight with my head in my hands until i get off

i always laugh at the thought of the plane crashing, and then us bailing into the water. the water around the air hostess' in my thoughts is bright orange, while they revert to my pale celtic majesty from their bright orange visage.

 

[G-Shock]

que?

 

[polo]

que?

i tell stories from time to time - there's not really a reason

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's so dumb. I believe they started letting you make phone calls over 10,000 feet recently too and it costs between £1-3 a minute.

 

[polo]

problem is you're switching networks and recievers so quickly due to the airspeed that the signal is permanently fucked - it's not even worth your time

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wonder if they'll charge more for a #2.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ryanair_toilet

I would just go in that little bag they put in the seatback pocket.

 

[Duke]

Yeah, people who yap on thier cell while flying irritate me to no end. What can't wait 2 -3 hours? Wait, your talking about your shopping? Shut the fuck up. I just want to take their cell phones and birdstrike them straight into the engines.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, people who yap on thier cell while flying irritate me to no end. What can't wait 2 -3 hours? Wait, your talking about your shopping? Shut the fuck up. I just want to take their cell phones and birdstrike them straight into the engines.

I just put my earbuds in and let the soothing sounds of fumanchu wisk my cares away

 

[kiwi]

I wonder if they'll charge more for a #2.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090227/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ryanair_toilet

And there is a time limit. Like on an episode of Harvey Birdman. You have 60 seconds, at which time the toilet paper roll retracts and the door swings open.

 

[Duke]

And there is a time limit. Like on an episode of Harvey Birdman. You have 60 seconds, at which time the toilet paper roll retracts and the door swings open.

Who the hell can drop a deuce in 60 seconds?

 

[G-Shock]

Not this guy.

 

[kiwi]

Who the hell can drop a deuce in 60 seconds?

I can. Maybe you should take more fiber.

 

[G-Shock]

lame.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

In Star Trek they never have to use the toilet because they beam the shit right out of their colon with the transporter.

 

[JAXvillain]

Who the hell can drop a deuce in 60 seconds?

no way...I have to play a couple rounds of solitaire on my crackberry before the experience is complete