Any news yet???
Check your Buttbook!
Edit: he's not dying.
Edit: He's got some kind of gross new bladder growing on his leg, however.
Any news yet???
Whew... okay, I've been at work and do not have access to the outside world, apparently.Check your Buttbook!
Edit: he's not dying.
Edit: He's got some kind of gross new bladder growing on his leg, however.
The worst 2 months of my life is over. I shall now write a memoir, entitled I Shaved My Vagina for This?
Two months? That's it?
So this means we can start make crude jokes about it, right?
Two months? That's it?
That's what I said while sitting in the waiting room today watching people who clearly had a lot of problems come and go. I had it good, multiple surgeries and sh*tloads of stress notwithstanding. If not for the most random dermatology visit on record a couple months ago, however, this would have ended poorly. The oncologist tried to communicate that to me today but I was having none of it. I just wanted to leave after I got my results. I heard him, though. From now on it's every 6 months like clockwork. It had been 15 years since my last.
Get those godd*mn moles and freckles checked, people.
Yeah, you are freaking lucky. There are people that deal with that shit for years. You're a cancer survivor now! That must feel excellent!That's what I said while sitting in the waiting room today watching people who clearly had a lot of problems come and go. I had it good, multiple surgeries and sh*tloads of stress notwithstanding. If not for the most random dermatology visit on record a couple months ago, however, this would have ended poorly. The oncologist tried to communicate that to me today but I was having none of it. I just wanted to leave after I got my results. I heard him, though. From now on it's every 6 months like clockwork. It had been 15 years since my last.
Get those godd*mn moles and freckles checked, people.
That's what I said while sitting in the waiting room today watching people who clearly had a lot of problems come and go. I had it good, multiple surgeries and sh*tloads of stress notwithstanding. If not for the most random dermatology visit on record a couple months ago, however, this would have ended poorly. The oncologist tried to communicate that to me today but I was having none of it. I just wanted to leave after I got my results. I heard him, though. From now on it's every 6 months like clockwork. It had been 15 years since my last.
Get those godd*mn moles and freckles checked, people.
Man, I really should, but I just changed over to a high deductible plan and don't want to blow my HSA money on it. I really want that money for LASIK. WUT DO?
That's what I said while sitting in the waiting room today watching people who clearly had a lot of problems come and go. I had it good, multiple surgeries and sh*tloads of stress notwithstanding. If not for the most random dermatology visit on record a couple months ago, however, this would have ended poorly. The oncologist tried to communicate that to me today but I was having none of it. I just wanted to leave after I got my results. I heard him, though. From now on it's every 6 months like clockwork. It had been 15 years since my last.
Get those godd*mn moles and freckles checked, people.
Man, I really should, but I just changed over to a high deductible plan and don't want to blow my HSA money on it. I really want that money for LASIK. WUT DO?
Aside from the constant leakage going on, I'm fine.