WTF Q&A

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Name a Premier League substitute better than Ole Solskjaer.

Carlos Tevez
Fernando Torres
Robin Van Persie
Ryan Babel
Yossi Benayoun
Theo Walcott (last season)
Ryan Giggs
Emanual Adebayor

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Carlos Tevez
Fernando Torres
Robin Van Persie
Ryan Babel
Yossi Benayoun
Theo Walcott (last season)
Ryan Giggs
Emanual Adebayor

I believe they are all starters, not subs..

 

[polo]

top o the morning to ya.

the fact i mistook your pedantic, catty, bitching posting style for that of a woman / faggot is nothing to be proud of

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, if you took him like a woman, he could be proud of that eh? Nudge nudge.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the fact i mistook your pedantic, catty, bitching posting style for that of a woman / faggot is nothing to be proud of

Would you sit in my lap and drink beers with me?

 

[polo]

Well, if you took him like a woman, he could be proud of that eh? Nudge nudge.

big lad with the chest out

Would you sit in my lap and drink beers with me?

only if you got the lint brush out

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Navel lint or naval lint?

 

[polo]

and catnip and beard hairs he's saved to spoof pubes in soup

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think its the cat hair hes worried about

 

[APRIL]

Sir Polo, the Sourpuss of the e-Land.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

and catnip and beard hairs he's saved to spoof pubes in soup

I can only presume he's kept the beard hairs in a jar as I have done.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I think its the cat hair hes worried about

That stuff is harder to get rid of than them things that guard bridges.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I can only presume he's kept the beard hairs in a jar as I have done.

Im gonna make a pillow

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Im gonna make a pillow

April would buy one.

 

[polo]

Sir Polo, the Sourpuss of the e-Land.

nothing an accordion serenade wouldn't cure

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im afraid that if you played an accordion in my presence Id have to stab you in the neck with a bbq fork.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

nothing an accordion serenade wouldn't cure

I'll put on my best stripey shirt, and my moustache is freshly twizzled.

 

[polo]

Im afraid that if you played an accordion in my presence Id have to stab you in the neck with a bbq fork.

how about la paloma?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*stab*
*stab*
*stab*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I reckon I could fit 'im in the smoker. I'm out of BBQ sauce material though.