Poast Your Life Story In 10 Lines Or Less.

1. Born is small dinky, cold town in Canada
2. Spend childhood camping
3. Still live in dinky small down
4. Start High School
5. Finish High School
6. Go to a Christian University, learn that alcomohol is my new best friend.
7. Lose virginity
8. Decide that I am done with partying. Transfer to a school 3000 miles away
9. Meet Fat Burger and get engaged
10. Spend lots of money on wedding.

Fin.
 
So that the thread isn't totally derailed.

1. Born in Michigan
2. Thought i was black from 5th - 9th grade
3. Barely graduated high school
4. Got drunk and had parties all the time
5. Moved to Florida
6. Did drugs and had parties all the time
7. Random drama in my crew, stopped with the drugs (mostly)
8. Started eating haggis
9. Met Zoe
10. And stuff
 
Fat Burger said:
1. Born in California
2. Move to Oregon
3. Move to Africa
4. Move back to Oregon
5. Move to Australia
6. Move back to Oregon
7. Move to Washington
8. Move back to Oregon
9. Meet Fuxx
10. Get engaged
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You better not expect me to move around like that.... unless its back to Australia :drool:
 
Fat Burger said:
1. Born in California
2. Move to Oregon
3. Move to Africa
4. Move back to Oregon
5. Move to Australia
6. Move back to Oregon
7. Move to Washington
8. Move back to Oregon
9. Meet Fuxx
10. Get engaged
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Oregon is like your tatooine.
 
1.) Born in Fallbrook, California.
2.) Live in Temecula, California.
3.) Go to school, teachers tell me I can't draw, kids pick on me cause I'm short.
4.) Learn to draw. Grow a foot and a half.
5.) Go to college and study something I don't want to study.
6.) Have a series of akward relationships due to the fact I only attract strange, demented physco-hose beast women.
7.) Get a crappy job in a crappy city with a crappy apartment but a decent car.
8.) Sleepwalk and set up franchise underground boxing rings throughout the country under the assumed identity of Tyler Durden.
9.) Mispell 'Calrissian' on UF and get all kinds of shit for it. Whores.
10.) Continue going through akward, short-lived relationships.
 
Millions said:
1.) Born in Fallbrook, California.
2.) Live in Temecula, California.
3.) Go to school, teachers tell me I can't draw, kids pick on me cause I'm short.
4.) Learn to draw. Grow a foot and a half.
5.) Go to college and study something I don't want to study.
6.) Have a series of akward relationships due to the fact I only attract strange, demented physco-hose beast women.
7.) Get a crappy job in a crappy city with a crappy apartment but a decent car.
8.) Sleepwalk and set up franchise underground boxing rings throughout the country under the assumed identity of Tyler Durden.
9.) Mispell 'Calrissian' on UF and get all kinds of shit for it. Whores.
10.) Continue going through akward, short-lived relationships.
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youre cuet. wtf man?
 
Millions said:
1.) Born in Fallbrook, California.
2.) Live in Temecula, California.
3.) Go to school, teachers tell me I can't draw, kids pick on me cause I'm short.
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I could call you "brother" because of these three (fixt) lines. ;)

fly said:
youre cuet. wtf mang?
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fixt
 
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