Poast Your Life Story In 10 Lines Or Less.

[Desslock]

1. Raised by Uncle and Aunt on their stupid farm
2. Lots of whining about going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters
3. Bought two gay droids
4. Short fat droid runs away
5. Meet old hermit dude in stinky robes (he touched my weiner...I mean lightsaber)
6. Get tractor beamed into a fucking Deathstar
7. Blow up the Deathstar cause the voice in my head told me to
8. Meet up a short green dude that talks funny (he touched my weiner too...I mean lightsaber)
9. My dad cuts off my fucking hand. Thanks a lot dad.
10. I cut off my dads hand. Take that Bitch Vader.
11. Somebody blew up the second Deathstar while I was still on it.
12. Huge orgy with Ewoks

 

[Sarcasmo]

Okay, I think I found her.

I googled April and Useless Forums and that's what I got.

 

[APRIL]

OH gawd...

 

[Sarcasmo]

OH gawd...

Hey, this one came up for April23, but I didn't want to be rude.

 

[APRIL]

At least that is more accurate.

 

[Sarcasmo]

And I don't know what this one means, but I'm aroused.

Meh, I give up. I don't care that much.

 

[fly]

And I don't know what this one means, but I'm aroused.

Meh, I give up. I don't care that much.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[simple]

In that horse pic that house is fucking HUGE

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

And women!
It's like a strange club that only beautiful people are allowed to join.

EDIT:
Drool is the bouncer

nah, even drool has something sexy about him... I donno

 

[APRIL]

In that horse pic that house is fucking HUGE

A normal UF'r would notice how succulent the horses rear is.

 

[Pogosuzy]

1. born and raised in hicksville
2. went to clarkson university
3. met F33nX, gave her the nickname
4. graduated last spring with a degree in comp e
5. work at harris rf communications, make radios for lots of people
6. started dating F33nX
7. got a haircut today
8. ...
9. profit! (with all the overtime i'm putting in, anyways)