Poast Your Life Story In 10 Lines Or Less.

[water]

1) Born in Fontana, California
2) Pre-school, grade school, usual young kid stuff
3) Age 15 = first kiss + real girlfriend
4) Move to Utah w/ Family, hate every second of it for 3 years.
5) Finish idiotic high school
6) Get drunk a lot, get in a bunch of fights
7) Move back to California
8) Get drunk even more with old buddies
9) Move back to Utah, get act together + new job + meet Kiwi
10) Married Kiwi, have daughter (Haylee), and post on UF.

11) Profit?

(Follow up posts can of course go over 10 lines if necessary)

 

[kiwi]

1 - Born in dinky small town
2 - Grow up in dinky small town
3 - Go to Colorado for college
4 - Return to Utah, do some more college (not in dinky small town).
5 - Meet Kyle
6 - Get married
7 - Have Kid

 

[smileynev]

Born in minnesota
eat a lot
go to school
eat some more
meet SO
go to college
get married
have childrens
save the world from evil empire
eat some more

 

[Sarcasmo]

1 - Born in Texas
2 - Move to Norway
3 - Coolest childhood/young adulthood EVER
4 - Gypsy in Morocco offers to buy me from my mother. After some consideration, good ol' mom declines.
5 - Move to Denver
6 - Fucking hate Denver
7 - Move to Dallas
8 - School and career
9 - Meet a girl, have a child.
10 - Yay me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

1) Born in New Haven Ct.
2) Grow up and have fun filled adventures in a small town on the CT shore
3) Flunk out of high school
4) Get married and move to Boston
5) Enjoy a rapid succession of jobs until my current place of employ over a 3 year period
6) Buy first house at 20 in MA, sell and move 5 years later to much nicer house in NH
7) Get cancer and lose nut
8) Decide to stuff the commute and move to the country
9) New house sustains tons of damage
10) Move into apartment in Boston temporarily

 

[simple]

01 - C
02 - O
03 - M
04 - P
05 - L
06 - I
07 - A
08 - N
09 - C
10 - E

 

[Coqui]

1.) Born in Tacoma, WA
2.) Moved to just about every state in the US
3.) Graduated from Hayfield High School in Alexandria, VA
4.) Went to Ohio State and graduated with a B.S. in CIS
5.) Got married
6.) Bought house
7.) Worked, laid off, work, quit, work
8.) Made a name for myself in the company I work in
9.) Decided to bulk up muscle wise
10.) To be continued.

 

[Sarcasmo]

1) Born in New Haven Ct.
2) Grow up and have fun filled adventures in a small town on the CT shore
3) Flunk out of high school
4) Get married and move to Boston
5) Enjoy a rapid succession of jobs until my current place of employ over a 3 year period
6) Buy first house at 20 in MA, sell and move 5 years later to much nicer house in NH
7) Get cancer and lose nut
8) Decide to stuff the commute and move to the country
9) New house sustains tons of damage
10) Move into apartment in Boston temporarily

What's the deal with #9?

 

[fly]

1. Born in Michigan
2. Move to Florida
3. Take it in the pooper in Maryland from this dude-on-dude.com guy named elpmis then he sanchezs me while i finger his butt during twister while watching family feud GOOD ANSWER

 

[CletusJones]

1 - born in whorehouse
2 - move to barn
3 - raised in a barn
4 - graduate high school
5 - go to college for 7 years and do not become a doctor
6 - get a decent paying job
7 - buy condo
8 - post on UF
9 - eat lunch

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's the deal with #9?

Pipes froze and exploded thanks to the furnace not turning back on after a power outage.

Lost my kitchen, bathroom upstairs, most of the pipes in the house, dining room cieling/walls/floors, bedroom cieling, furnace, all of the forced hot water heating pipes, bah too much to list.

 

[zengirl]

1. Born in St. Louis
2. Mom divorces dad
3. Grow up in woods with the stoner version of Grizzly Adams as a father figure
4. Mom divorces Rastafairan Grizzly Adams, move to suburbs
5. Mom marries drunk fat dude, I get sent to live with deadbeat dad
6. Begin supporting myself at age 16, marry first boyfriend at age 20
7. Buy business, work 80 hours a week
8. Say, "Screw That"! Get divorced and proceed to live a life of irresponsibility and complete disregard for self
9. Get sober, get engaged, buy lots of cats.
10. to be continued.

 

[simple]

1. Born in Michigan
2. Move to Florida
3. Take it in the pooper in Maryland from this dude-on-dude.com guy named elpmis then he sanchezs me while i finger his butt during twister while watching family feud GOOD ANSWER

good post, bling bling

 

[smileynev]

What's the deal with #9?

meteor attack

 

[smileynev]

1. Born in St. Louis
2. Mom divorces dad
3. Grow up in woods with the stoner version of Grizzly Adams as a father figure
4. Mom divorces Rastafairan Grizzly Adams, move to suburbs
5. Mom marries drunk fat dude, I get sent to live with deadbeat dad
6. Begin supporting myself at age 16, marry first boyfriend at age 20
7. Buy business, work 80 hours a week
8. Say, "Screw That"! Get divorced and proceed to live a life of irresponsibility and complete disregard for self
9. Get sober, get engaged, buy lots of cats.
10. to be continued.

11. Lose future husband in tragic pleasure wand incident
12. Buy more cats and live rest of life in fur covered splendor.

 

[Sarcasmo]

01 - C
02 - O
03 - M
04 - P
05 - L
06 - I
07 - A
08 - N
09 - C
10 - E

I think he's trying to tell us something.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

meteor attack

The insurance company wouldn't buy that

 

[CletusJones]

I think he's trying to tell us something.

that he's out of coke?

 

[zengirl]

11. Lose future husband in tragic pleasure wand incident
12. Buy more cats and live rest of life in fur covered splendor.

Actually I think I'm done with cats. Now I want a chihuahua and a great dane.

 

[smileynev]

Actually I think I'm done with cats. Now I want a chihuahua and a great dane.

BREED THEM