You're not supposed to shit on the floor.Droppin' payload.
Been a while since I mopped this bathroom, I think it needs it.
ripWell well that was very dark purple and red. Either I'm dying of colorectal cancer, or the beets took three full days to fall out of my ass.
More poop
Cause 5000 calories has got to go somewhere.
I don't think I'm pregnant I'm celibate so my womb is dry and Dusty as usual. I'm probably slightly exaggerating but I eat these enormous breakfasts with these giant bowls with Raisin Bran and two shots of Maple and then meatball subs are on sale at Subway and I've been eating those two days in a row and then I had two dinners last night so at least 3500 calories.5000? Are you pregnant? That seems excessive.
Speaking of poop, the other day I took my normal doodie then a half hour later, felt the urge for round two. It came out like a shit rope and my bathroom wallpaper came rolling down the walls, just like on cartoons. I bet the rope uncoiled would’ve reached 10 feet.
I don't think I'm pregnant I'm celibate so my womb is dry and Dusty as usual. I'm probably slightly exaggerating but I eat these enormous breakfasts with these giant bowls with Raisin Bran and two shots of Maple and then meatball subs are on sale at Subway and I've been eating those two days in a row and then I had two dinners last night so at least 3500 calories.
What I really should be concerned with is my lack of green vegetable intake. It's okay to be fat. It's not okay to be living on carbs and cheese and butter constantly.Have you tried the new garlic bread? My son did and he had garlic afterbreath the next day!
You scurvy, dog!I eat so few greens and fruitstuffs that I’m surprised I don’t have scurvy.
Aarrrr
Lifehack 104.I wouldnt sit on a wal-mart toilet seat unless my pants depended on it
and even then Id have to carefully consider first