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[Jehannum]

Droppin' payload.

Been a while since I mopped this bathroom, I think it needs it.

 

[nukes]

Droppin' payload.

Been a while since I mopped this bathroom, I think it needs it.

You're not supposed to shit on the floor.

 

[Jehannum]

jeeeezus, I've got some bad gas today.

Smells like I shit on a skunk and then ate the skunk and am now farting it out.

 

[nukes]

Well well that was very dark purple and red. Either I'm dying of colorectal cancer, or the beets took three full days to fall out of my ass.

 

[nukes]

More poop
Cause 5000 calories has got to go somewhere.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Well well that was very dark purple and red. Either I'm dying of colorectal cancer, or the beets took three full days to fall out of my ass.

rip

 

[nukes]

rip

The beets were a little sandy.
Fresh beets.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

got a ripe one boiling right now
should be ready by the time I finish this cup of coffee

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Package deployed.

 

[Immigrant]

More poop
Cause 5000 calories has got to go somewhere.

5000? Are you pregnant? That seems excessive.

Speaking of poop, the other day I took my normal doodie then a half hour later, felt the urge for round two. It came out like a shit rope and my bathroom wallpaper came rolling down the walls, just like on cartoons. I bet the rope uncoiled would’ve reached 10 feet.

 

[Jehannum]

Putting the marines on sea duty.

 

[nukes]

5000? Are you pregnant? That seems excessive.

Speaking of poop, the other day I took my normal doodie then a half hour later, felt the urge for round two. It came out like a shit rope and my bathroom wallpaper came rolling down the walls, just like on cartoons. I bet the rope uncoiled would’ve reached 10 feet.

I don't think I'm pregnant I'm celibate so my womb is dry and Dusty as usual. I'm probably slightly exaggerating but I eat these enormous breakfasts with these giant bowls with Raisin Bran and two shots of Maple and then meatball subs are on sale at Subway and I've been eating those two days in a row and then I had two dinners last night so at least 3500 calories.

 

[Immigrant]

I don't think I'm pregnant I'm celibate so my womb is dry and Dusty as usual. I'm probably slightly exaggerating but I eat these enormous breakfasts with these giant bowls with Raisin Bran and two shots of Maple and then meatball subs are on sale at Subway and I've been eating those two days in a row and then I had two dinners last night so at least 3500 calories.

Have you tried the new garlic bread? My son did and he had garlic afterbreath the next day!

 

[nukes]

Have you tried the new garlic bread? My son did and he had garlic afterbreath the next day!

What I really should be concerned with is my lack of green vegetable intake. It's okay to be fat. It's not okay to be living on carbs and cheese and butter constantly.

 

[Immigrant]

I eat so few greens and fruitstuffs that I’m surprised I don’t have scurvy.


Aarrrr

 

[nukes]

The
Walmart
Poop

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wouldnt sit on a wal-mart toilet seat unless my pants depended on it
and even then Id have to carefully consider first

 

[wetwillie]

I eat so few greens and fruitstuffs that I’m surprised I don’t have scurvy.


Aarrrr

You scurvy, dog!
My apologies if I assumed your gender, race, religion, sexual orientation or animal breed with that comment.

 

[wetwillie]

I wouldnt sit on a wal-mart toilet seat unless my pants depended on it
and even then Id have to carefully consider first

Lifehack 104.
Pick up two pairs of pants and go in a fitting room. Put on THEIR pants and crap in them - wipe your butt with the legs and inner pockets(seams on outside, yuck). Then put yours back on and burst out of there saying "oh gross, someone took a shit in a pair of pants in there." Leave the store enraged and incensed for effect.