FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[nukes]

Full disclosure Ma'am. I can take you for about 5 minutes at the regular rate. We can go longer but there's gonna be a poopfest charge.

Today's poopfest fare was $61.50. WORTH IT!

 

[HipHugHer]

That's the biggest design flaw in the whole human body. No separate controls for pee and poop. It's either all or nothing. Can't hold one and release the other.

Well, I guess you kinda can a little bit with some manipulation but man that is a fine line between marginal success and catastrophic failure.

 

[nukes]

I'm working on a solution. Kevlar diapers.

 

[Strings]

Well. I can see peeing while pooping but you probably shouldn't be pooping if you intended to only pee.
See?

 

[nukes]

What I need is that special doctor bones tricorder thing where he used to just wave it up and down at the human body and say stupid crap like I've realigned your vertebrae and you had diabetes but now you're all set.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

just uncoiled some brownsnake

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm working on a solution. Kevlar diapers.

Actually, I just realized all the situations where one might desire to release one while holding the other are social constructs.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Do some kegels

 

[Jehannum]

Just fished some wrinkle-neck brown trout.

 

[nukes]

Shittin on the dock of the bay
Watching the brown wash away
Oooooh
Just shittin on the dock of the bay
Wastin time

 

[Frau Blugher]

" Sports on the back-bowl . "
George P. Plinkton

 

[nukes]

Dropping brown babies at 03:49.
Told you the Indian buffet would reap rewards.

 

[Petunia]

Dropping brown babies at 03:49.
Told you the Indian buffet would reap rewards.

I’ve been dreaming of a nice pewp all night and here I am 06:21 and nothing

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

I’ve been dreaming of a nice pewp all night and here I am 06:21 and nothing

If you were mathematically inclined you could work it out with a pencil.

 

[nukes]

Shit and a shower. Not shaving.

 

[Jehannum]

Shit and a shower. Not shaving.

Letting the jewfro spread downwards?

 

[nukes]

Letting the jewfro spread downwards?

I ended up with my father's British hair. Although I do seem to have a very thin jew-fro beard which I am letting grow.

 

[Amstel]

I ended up with my father's British hair. Although I do seem to have a very thin jew-fro beard which I am letting grow.

you secksy beast!!

 

[nukes]

Finally purging yesterday's mystery food. What burns? I don't remember any hotsauce.