It's not his fault. He usually cant operate 2 major organs at once. His penis usually takes priorityzengirl said:You suck at understanding try reading it again
It's not his fault. He usually cant operate 2 major organs at once. His penis usually takes priorityzengirl said:You suck at understanding try reading it again
exactly. I wont even let him come near me until we've both brushed our teeth. He told me he dosent care, but I sure as heck do!Sarcasmo said:Something about being roused out of sleepiness by sex. Super relaxed, that sensation, etc. Who knows. Early morning is the worst time for me. I'm a clean freak, and the whole morning breath thing.....blech.
Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me Poking me in the back or in the butt with a boner isn't foreplay, so you're going to get hit, not head.*Fuxx Burger* said:exactly. I wont even let him come near me until we've both brushed our teeth. He told me he dosent care, but I sure as heck do!
As I said earlier, nothing says good morning like a cock in the asszengirl said:Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me Poking me in the back or in the butt with a boner isn't foreplay, so you're going to get hit, not head.
*Fuxx Burger* said:As I said earlier, nothing says good morning like a cock in the ass
zengirl said:Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me Poking me in the back or in the butt with a boner isn't foreplay, so you're going to get hit, not head.
That needs to be a sig*Fuxx Burger* said:As I said earlier, nothing says good morning like a cock in the ass
Millions said:Hey it's not our fault, it has a mind of its own. You try living with one!
theacoustician said:That needs to be a sig
I do, and it doesn't try to dig my trench in the morning eitherMillions said:Hey it's not our fault, it has a mind of its own. You try living with one!
zengirl said:I do, and it doesn't try to dig my trench in the morning either
This is the exact reason I've got a younger manMillions said:Give it 15 years when you're wild for it but he's not as quick on the draw anymore. Then you'll be praying for the morning wood!
There's no turning back. Better get your bum hole readyFat Burger said:Oh I never actually had one, I just wanted to gross out theac.
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