It's not his fault. He usually cant operate 2 major organs at once. His penis usually takes priorityzengirl said:You suck at understanding
try reading it again
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exactly. I wont even let him come near me until we've both brushed our teeth. He told me he dosent care, but I sure as heck do!Sarcasmo said:
Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me*Fuxx Burger* said:
Poking me in the back or in the butt with a boner isn't foreplay, so you're going to get hit, not head.As I said earlier, nothing says good morning like a cock in the asszengirl said:Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me
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zengirl said:Yeah me too. I've gotten way past the point of doing things i don't like just to make a guy like me
Hey it's not our fault, it has a mind of its own. You try living with one!
That needs to be a sig*Fuxx Burger* said:As I said earlier, nothing says good morning like a cock in the ass
Millions said:Hey it's not our fault, it has a mind of its own. You try living with one!
No kidding. They're allowed to say PMS is out of their control, but a penis is controllable?
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zengirl said:I do, and it doesn't try to dig my trench in the morning either
Give it 15 years when you're wild for it but he's not as quick on the draw anymore. Then you'll be praying for the morning wood!
