kiwi said:If when you get home we are sitting around in lingerie, we want to have sex.
If everything you say or do tends to piss us off, we want sex (we are mad cause you aren't doing or saying the right stuff).
See, that was easy.
That one I can get easily. It's the ones where you say something that has absolutely nothing to do with sex (and I'm pretty good at catching innuendos) that happen when I'm busy doing something else.
When we want sex, we'll let you know.
When you want sex, you should start playing with us or whatever it is that gets the guy going.