Nov. 3 B-day thread (WTF are there so many of you)

[Sarcasmo]

It doesn't matter. We WANT today to be your birthday so fck you. This is about us now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It doesn't matter. We WANT today to be your birthday so fck you. This is about us now.

then buy me a present bitch

 

[Thorn Bird]

Of course, in the English-to-Sarcasmo translation it becomes "Men Call Pizza Hut Day"

not if your wife already has some meat thawed and ready to use. if you called pizza anyway, i'd still use it. it might be enjoyed by me, but certainly not by you.

you'd better choose how to use the thawed meat, and you'd better choose wisely.

 

[Thorn Bird]

then buy me a present bitch

i got your present




RIGHT HERE.

 

[JAXvillain]

lol read the thread you bozoz

I feel so cheap and used

 

[Bubbles]

quoting this for future (like tonight) reference. i love you now.

You have CNN in the elevator? I think I'm in awe.

happy bday droolio!

I didn't know you were in the deceitful sex fiend club with me! /BS astrology mumbo jumbo

LOL ASTROLOGY!!!!

Mine says I'm the most conservative and responsible of all the signs........boy did they eff up that discription.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I feel so cheap and used

YOU??? I MADE THE DAYUM THREAD. *sobs*

y'all are all about wanting a bitch to cry today, aren't you?

 

[JAXvillain]

LOL ASTROLOGY!!!!

Mine says I'm the most conservative and responsible of all the signs........boy did they eff up that discription.

boy howdy

 

[b_sinning]

If Halmark and CNN said today was "Wife clean house and put out day" they'd be raising hell.

 

[Thorn Bird]

If Halmark and CNN said today was "Wife clean house and put up with husband's shit all day" they'd be raising hell.

they don't make cards for everyday life.

 

[Bubbles]

boy howdy

huh? I do not understand your southern drawl, sir.

 

[JAXvillain]

huh? I do not understand your southern drawl, sir.

let me rephrase

"boy did they eff up that discription."

yes mademoiselle, they most certainly did

 

[Sarcasmo]

they don't make cards for everyday life.

Back when I was taken I sure as hell didn't get laid every day.

 

[b_sinning]

Halmark needs to start a line of realistic cards. The "I'm sorry you're white trash" and "I fucking hate you but everyone else at work will think I'm an asshole if I don't at least get you a card." series would be top sellers.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Back when I was taken I sure as hell didn't get laid every day.

READ THE QUOTE, DEARIE.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Halmark needs to start a line of realistic cards. The "I'm sorry you're white trash" and "I fucking hate you but everyone else at work will think I'm an asshole if I don't at least get you a card." series would be top sellers.

BOBO, INC. COULD PRODUCE THEM!!!

 

[Bubbles]

Back when I was taken I sure as hell didn't get laid every day.

Then you were with the wrong girl.

 

[theacoustician]

Ok, I merged all the b-day threads. With this many b-days in one day, it just didn't make sense to have to post the same thing in each thread.

 

[Bubbles]

Halmark needs to start a line of realistic cards. The "I'm sorry you're white trash" and "I fucking hate you but everyone else at work will think I'm an asshole if I don't at least get you a card." series would be top sellers.

OMG you have no idea how badly I need one of these cards right now.

 

[b_sinning]

Top sellers in the guys card series would be "I'm sorry the game warden caught you", "I'm sorry your Nascar driver sucks", "Congrats on your recent divorce and can I ask her out?", and "Hope your wife gets over menopause as fast as your daughter got over saving it for marriage."