Nocturnal Emissions

[fly]

Yeah, Newcie Brown. Tastes like shit.

Stop drinking the shite warm as piss. You'd be surprised how much better it tastes.

 

[autumn]

i've stopped having recurring dreams, although i did have a fantastic one about darkwing duck strapping me to a machine that would zap me if i thought about anything for a few years.

last night, though, i had a dream that i was..in...bed? with one of my coworkers. we were just sleeping in the same bed, but it was a bed i've never been in before. it was a brass 4poster in the middle of a ballet studio. and we woke up in the morning and i climbed over him to get out of bed (which is weird because...we were in the middle of a room?) and he kissed me..and then he pushed me off and got out of bed and brought me sushi.

i have no idea, other than that he did buy me sushi a few months ago.


PS sorry polo

 

[plot]

Well, that's because your focusing so hard on finding your microscopic cock so you don't piss all over your frilly bloomers.

you confusing me with polo?


anyways, my morning tinkle takes place in the shower so i'm to busy shampooing or something to bother to care where my cock is and where the piss is going. i'm sure it all makes it down the drain eventually.

 

[BeerAd]

I saw the word "doozies" in this thread... that is all