How about I stuff it in, then you mount me?ChikkenNoodul said:I think you should have the rat stuffed and mounted
Only if you use shortening this timefly said:How about I stuff it in, then you mount me?
eileenbunny said:I can't claim to understand this fear of rats, but you all sound like a bunch of pussies.
I used to date a this guy who was a six foot tall 200 lb marine. One night we were hanging out at his house and this cute little mouse ran across the floor. In two seconds, my brave marine was standing on the couch screaming like a girl. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. He wouldn't come back into the room until I had hearded up the mouse and got it out of the house. He wanted me to kill it, but I couldn't see the point in all of that.
If it really bothers you so much to have rats around, get a cat. They are fantastic at taking care of such problems.
KNYTE said:I will come to your house and kill the best for $5,000. Please be aware that I cannot be held responsible for any damage to property due to the following as well as any unforseen eventualities which may also occur as part of the rodent extermination process:
Fire
Explosions
Stray bullets
Nuclear Waste
Toxic Waste
Electro-Magnetic Pulse
Tank Treads
Power Tools
Plane crashes
Claymore Mines
Gang Gun Battles
Rhino Stampede
Elephant Stampede
Gerbil Stampede
I take it the beetles won and you have learned to co-exist peacefully?kiwi said:Yea, have him tell you all about his beetle experience.
ChikkenNoodul said:I take it the beetles won and you have learned to co-exist peacefully?
kiwi said:Considering there was a firecracker involved I'm pretty sure the beetle did not survive. It was this massive thing that hitched a ride in our truck coming back down from the mountains.
eileenbunny said:I can't claim to understand this fear of rats, but you all sound like a bunch of pussies.
I used to date a this guy who was a six foot tall 200 lb marine. One night we were hanging out at his house and this cute little mouse ran across the floor. In two seconds, my brave marine was standing on the couch screaming like a girl. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. He wouldn't come back into the room until I had hearded up the mouse and got it out of the house. He wanted me to kill it, but I couldn't see the point in all of that.
If it really bothers you so much to have rats around, get a cat. They are fantastic at taking care of such problems.
Candy said:Unfortunatly we are not cat people and neither are our dogs. It's the 90 lb dogs and and the rabies and other shit they could contract from vermin that worries me. Not to mention that we have a doggie door that leads into the house from the garage, and we can't find the door that is supposed to fit over the rubber that closes after the animals. I doubt anyone would be happy to open their eyes from a dead sleep and see a RAT staring back at you because you left a popsickle wrapper on the nightstand.
Bubbles said:So stop eating popsicles in bed.
I never fly without a rubber over my door.Candy said:Unfortunatly we are not cat people and neither are our dogs. It's the 90 lb dogs and and the rabies and other shit they could contract from vermin that worries me. Not to mention that we have a doggie door that leads into the house from the garage, and we can't find the door that is supposed to fit over the rubber that closes after the animals. I doubt anyone would be happy to open their eyes from a dead sleep and see a RAT staring back at you because you left a popsickle wrapper on the nightstand.