My story for the day

[fly]

That's funny 'cause my mom's nickname for me is Mouse.

maybe its cause you're so quiet.

 

[ZRH]

I was hoping for some 'so I emptied three mags from the beretta in the garage' stories.

 

[Bubbles]

maybe its cause you're so quiet.

BBWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....right.

 

[Sarcasmo]

maybe its cause you're so quiet.

It's because she holds her food with both hands and chomps away while her eyes nervously dart from side to side.

 

[Bubbles]

It's because she holds her food with both hands and chomps away while her eyes nervously dart from side to side.

 

[fly]

It's because she holds her food with both hands and chomps away while her eyes nervously dart from side to side.

You should come to Tampa and meet me, I mean her.

 

[Bubbles]

You should come to Tampa and meet me, I mean her.

Fly, are you encroaching?

 

[fly]

Fly, are you encroaching?

*whistles innocently*

 

[Bubbles]

*whistles innocently*

All we have to do is make him think he's coming to see me and I will trade you for Zoe.........for the night.

 

[shawndavid]

If he comes back I'm going to keep him for a pet and name him Bubbles.

If that's what you want, an indoor release can be arranged...

That's funny 'cause my mom's nickname for me is Mouse.

It must be the big 'ears' (oYo)


Upon further inspection...he is indeed a rat. Amy didn't get to see his starboard side, which is the polar opposite of cute. He has no eye on that side and what appear to be mulitple semi-healed puncture wounds and a completely fresh, deep laceration.

 

[Bubbles]

If that's what you want, an indoor release can be arranged...



It must be the big 'ears' (oYo)


Upon further inspection...he is indeed a rat. Amy didn't get to see his starboard side, which is the polar opposite of cute. He has no eye on that side and what appear to be mulitple semi-healed puncture wounds and a completely fresh, deep laceration.

Oh please keep him until I can see. I will come over as soon as I get off work. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE?????

 

[Sarcasmo]

Apparently Bubbles has pepperoni nipples.

 

[Bubbles]

Apparently Bubbles has pepperoni nipples.

 

[shawndavid]

Apparently Bubbles has pepperoni nipples.

More like fried eggs.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It must be the big 'ears' (oYo)

 

[Bubbles]

More like fried eggs.

Gross.

 

[Bubbles]

Oh....I didn't even see that.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh....I didn't even see that.

 

[Bubbles]

 

[Candy]

If that's what you want, an indoor release can be arranged...



It must be the big 'ears' (oYo)


Upon further inspection...he is indeed a rat. Amy didn't get to see his starboard side, which is the polar opposite of cute. He has no eye on that side and what appear to be mulitple semi-healed puncture wounds and a completely fresh, deep laceration.

Are you sure??? Am I delusional or maybe I just really wanted him to be cute..

We have some neosporin in the bathroom, put some on his boo boo before you release him. We don't want him to end up like the last one I released.