NSFW Mile high club

[Petunia]

Better than actually working for first class tix like you!

Daddy works!
Plus my frequent flyer points gives me great upgrades

 

[fly]

Daddy works!
Plus my frequent flyer points gives me great upgrades

so you're not actually paying for this stuff. Got it. Fuckhead

 

[CletusJones]

I had sex with a boy when I was 18 on a flight to Vegas.
He of course was scared to death and I had to initiate the whole thing. Anyhow... It was quick and he was mad cuz he thought everyone on the plane knew.

Amateurs

It's better when everyone knows. That was before they called the FBI too, weaksauce.

 

[Petunia]

so you're not actually paying for this stuff. Got it. Fuckhead

oh i do pay for my J Class, but sometimes i have bought coach and have upgraded... ive done both.

 

[my little brony]

southwest doensn't have first class seating lol and if i fly anywhere in the US it would be with southwest

fuck that shit. if you fly a lot, fly the same airline and fly one that gives you status rewards. I hate flying cattle class, you get scrunched up between sweaty fat people and have to show them your ass when you want to pee

I can't fly anything less than business (on a US domestic, at least). if I'm going on vacation I can't enjoy myself if I'm stuck in misery for four to eight hours and if I fly coach on the way back I'll be cranky when I get home, negating the entire point of the vacation.

fly smart, fly s-mart

 

[Petunia]

Exactly! Try flying coach for 8hrs with a screaming toddler!!! Oh hell no!!!

 

[Mikeawesome]

fuck that shit. if you fly a lot, fly the same airline and fly one that gives you status rewards. I hate flying cattle class, you get scrunched up between sweaty fat people and have to show them your ass when you want to pee

I can't fly anything less than business (on a US domestic, at least). if I'm going on vacation I can't enjoy myself if I'm stuck in misery for four to eight hours and if I fly coach on the way back I'll be cranky when I get home, negating the entire point of the vacation.

fly smart, fly s-mart

no big deal

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I hate flying.

 

[Domon]

I hate flying.

It's it because they make you pay for three seats?

 

[CletusJones]

Exactly! Try flying coach for 8hrs with a screaming toddler!!! Oh hell no!!!

My kids love airplane rides, why does kiko scream?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's it because they make you pay for three seats?

I don't mind that, it's being trapped in an aluminum tube that's only capable of flight thanks to massive amounts of thrust, and having absolutely zero control over the operation.

I actually don't mind flying in prop planes.

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't mind that, it's being trapped in an aluminum tube that's only capable of flight thanks to massive amounts of thrust, and having absolutely zero control over the operation.

I actually don't mind flying in prop planes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider

 

[Syrup Beaver]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimli_Glider

My father designed these things, he didn't trust 'em with the changes the bean counters and FAA forced, so neither will I.

 

[Valve1138]

Ya, but does it really matter?

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[APRIL]

Yes. Yes it does.

"Stay out of my 1st class bathroom, ya vagrant"

 

[Valve1138]

"Stay out of my 1st class bathroom, ya vagrant"

damn skippy

 

[Petunia]

My kids love airplane rides, why does kiko scream?

before he was 1, we traveled and he screamed for 8 hrs. it was glorious.

 

[eileenbunny]

Exactly! Try flying coach for 8hrs with a screaming toddler!!! Oh hell no!!!

I'm about to attempt to fly from here to Denver in coach with a toddler and no husband to run interference. I'm scared.

 

[Floptical]

I'm about to attempt to fly from here to Denver in coach with a toddler and no husband to run interference. I'm scared.

I do it all the time with no issues. Microflop has flown 20 plus times already.

 

[fly]

I do it all the time with no issues. Microflop has flown 20 plus times already.

Microflop lol