NSFW Mile high club

[Petunia]

For your little sawed off gummy worms???

omfg ahahahahahahahahah

 

[my little brony]

i;ll never fly 1st class

why not?

 

[Petunia]

i;ll never fly 1st class

That's usually what poor people say...

 

[Domon]

That's usually what poor people say...

daddys money does not make you a rich person. it makes daddy a rich person.

 

[Mikeawesome]

southwest doensn't have first class seating lol and if i fly anywhere in the US it would be with southwest

 

[Domon]

southwest doensn't have first class seating lol and if i fly anywhere in the US it would be with southwest

except all those places they dont go. But thats getting better

 

[Domon]

i just want them to go to hawaii.

 

[JAXvillain]

We're a Southwest hub now. I'm definitely flying them over Delta from here on out if I can help it.

 

[Petunia]

daddys money does not make you a rich person. it makes daddy a rich person.

I still have more money than you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I still have more money than you.

But yours is all in sweaty one dollar bills

 

[Petunia]

But yours is all in sweaty one dollar bills

Still ... More money than you

 

[CletusJones]

I had sex in an airplane bathroom in flight, back in 1999.

You know, before terrorism.

 

[Josh]

I think the last time I flew back in 2000 or 2001 was probably PWM to PHL. And that was coach USAir. It was acceptable.
I tried to get the emergency exit aisle for extra leg room.

 

[Domon]

I still have more money than you.

do you now.

 

[Petunia]

I had sex in an airplane bathroom in flight, back in 1999.

You know, before terrorism.

I had sex with a boy when I was 18 on a flight to Vegas.
He of course was scared to death and I had to initiate the whole thing. Anyhow... It was quick and he was mad cuz he thought everyone on the plane knew.

Amateurs

 

[fly]

southwest doensn't have first class seating lol and if i fly anywhere in the US it would be with southwest

You'll be flying other airlines once you get more into the CC hustle.

 

[Petunia]

You'll be flying other airlines once you get more into the CC hustle.

You're so thug B !!!

 

[Mikeawesome]

You'll be flying other airlines once you get more into the CC hustle.

got 2 more vanilla cards on sunday. kinda feel guilty though since... don't CVS end up paying a interchange fee?

 

[fly]

You're so thug B !!!

Better than actually working for first class tix like you!

 

[fly]

got 2 more vanilla cards on sunday. kinda feel guilty though since... don't CVS end up paying a interchange fee?

Everyone still ends up ahead, except your mile/points earning credit card.