Let's masturbate!

[water]

OMG WORDS! I don't know who these people are that you are all talking about except for Emeril and the Iron Chef (who should end all cooking shows with a sword fight by the way).

 

[Onnotangu]

You like em inexperienced then? I won't ask if there's a reason for that....

best to train them properly. I hate to let a perfectly slut at home and lady in the boardroom go to waste/

 

[Onnotangu]

Rachel Rae, instead of saying Extra Virgin Olive Oil, she says EVOO, and she says it CONSTANTLY. I find it highly irritating. I also find rap music highly angering. I get pissed the F off. No wonder gangsters are so violent.

rap not bad..just certian artists.

 

[Bubbles]

So true about Tyler Florence, that show food 911 has actually been helpful to me.

Also Paula Dean, I LOVE Paula Dean.

 

[BigDov]

So true about Tyler Florence, that show food 911 has actually been helpful to me.

Also Paula Dean, I LOVE Paula Dean.

OOoooh Paula is like the queen of comfort food....... so are we talking about masturbating, food, masturbating with food or food makes us feel like masturbating

 

[Bubbles]

All of the above my friend.

 

[BigDov]

Excellent!

 

[zengirl]

screw that I just want sex



... see what I did there?

 

[BigDov]

screw that I just want sex



... see what I did there?

One o' those double-innuendo thingie-mabobbers?

 

[b_sinning]

Paula Dean's resteraunt is 3 blocks from here. In real life she's a huge bitch and cusses like a salior. The southern stuff is largely an act she does for the cameras. She does have an accent but it gets more southern for cameras, etc. A friend cuts her hair.

 

[theacoustician]

Paula Dean's resteraunt is 3 blocks from here. In real life she's a huge bitch and cusses like a salior. The southern stuff is largely an act she does for the cameras. She does have an accent but it gets more southern for cameras, etc. A friend cuts her hair.

Why am I not surprised.

How's the restaraunt though? Any good?

 

[b_sinning]

Why am I not surprised.

How's the restaraunt though? Any good?

Pretty decent southern food but too many damn many yankee tourist and there is always a huge wait. My mom does better southern cooking.

 

[zengirl]

Pretty decent southern food but too many damn many yankee tourist and there is always a huge wait. My mom does better southern cooking.

Most moms would

 

[Bubbles]

Paula Dean's resteraunt is 3 blocks from here. In real life she's a huge bitch and cusses like a salior. The southern stuff is largely an act she does for the cameras. She does have an accent but it gets more southern for cameras, etc. A friend cuts her hair.

I love her even more if this is true.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Rachael Ray is fuckin' hot. Damn.

And Giada De Laurentiis.... krikey! She can cook for me anyday.

I need to start watching cooking shows.

 

[Bubbles]

Giada is easily the hottest on the food network

 

[Sarcasmo]

I watched her make donuts the other night at about 1 a.m. I must've climaxed about 14 times.

 

[zengirl]

Giada is easily the hottest on the food network

she's got a freakishly large head for her itty bitty frame though, I'm always staring at her

 

[Bubbles]

I watched her make donuts the other night at about 1 a.m. I must've climaxed about 14 times.

I like the way her fingers go in her mouth when she tastes stuff

 

[Sarcasmo]

I like the way her fingers go in her mouth when she tastes stuff