Get a watchdog!
Got one - he's call my boyfriend. Nah but there's like 4/5 dogs there anyways.
Get a watchdog!
Pls explain Pink Panther reference. Stuff is blocked from work.
I thought they smelled best in a vintage bottle at about 13% proof.
I know this isn't highly important, but where are you going to shower??
What about pooping?????
Are you gonna have personalized poop buckets???
Poop in boxes and start a mail order business.
Not the super shitty remake but that awesome classic 70's movies with Peter Sellers. Inspector Clouseau had a house man named Cato that worked for him and part of Cato's job was to surprise attack Clouseau at random times to help keep the Inspector on his toes. So Clouseau would be doing something random at home and Cato would jump out of nowhere and attack him and huge very funny fight would happen between the two. If something like the door buzzed or phone rang during the fight they'd just stop like nothing was going on and Cato would get it. It was a running gag in all the Pink Panther movies.
The grapes, yes, though I prefer 100 proof grappa myself.
The vines, definitely best burning under some newspaper wrapped fish of course.
Acid rain is a great exfoliant.
Poop in boxes and start a mail order business.
Spray them with a fixative and call them "Carbon credits"
With a tad of tinfoil to absorb the full charcoal flavour.
It really does negate the need for a chemical peel.