Hawt Joke thread.

[Jehannum]

I don't think you guys fully appreciate my dry sense of humor.

Just bad enough. :golfclap:

 

[Jehannum]

Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?

BECAUSE THE COW HAS THE UDDER.

 

[Jehannum]

Hay, did you hear about Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ella. ELLA VADER.

 

[Jehannum]

I FOUND THIS HUMERUS.

 

[Duke]

I said to my girlfriend the other day "hey baby, I'd like a little pussy"

She said "Me too, mine is as big as a house!"

 

[Darth Handsome]

I said to my girlfriend the other day "hey baby, I'd like a little pussy"

She said "Me too, mine is as big as a house!"

Get to da choppa!

 

[Darth Handsome]

My favorite joke these days goes thusly:

"Statistically speaking............5 out of 6 people really enjoy gang rape."

 

[APRIL]

My favorite joke these days goes thusly:

"Statistically speaking............5 out of 6 people really enjoy gang rape."

6 people, I'm sure all love it. Now 9 out of ten starts to make more sense.

 

[Darth Handsome]

6 people, I'm sure all love it. Now 9 out of ten starts to make more sense.

Shameless hussy.

 

[Darth Handsome]

How about this one:

"What is it about beards & trenchcoats that children find so incredibly sexy??"

 

[APRIL]

How about this one:

"What is it about beards & trenchcoats that children find so incredibly sexy??"

Hahahhahahahaoommggggg

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

My favorite joke these days goes thusly:

"Statistically speaking............5 out of 6 people really enjoy gang rape."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?


Fuck if I know, but you should see that bastard pick tomatoes.

 

[Darth Handsome]

"I was reading the back of the viagra box & it said 'keep away from children'. I thought, 'what kind of a man do they think I am......................to suggest I can't maintain an erection with a child???"

 

[APRIL]

"I was reading the back of the viagra box & it said 'keep away from children'. I thought, 'what kind of a man do they think I am......................to suggest I can't maintain an erection with a child???"

okay, who are you at other "forums"?

 

[Darth Handsome]

okay, who are you at other "forums"?

I'm Darth Freaking Handsome.

 

[APRIL]

I'm Darth Freaking Handsome.

Okay, so we don't know each other. Good.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Okay, so we don't know each other. Good.

No. I found this forum purely by accident.

 

[Domon]

i dont believe you for a minute.

 

[Darth Handsome]

No bs. I got tired of forum butthurt and googled "nonsense forums" or something and this place came up. I read a few posts and thought "this dive looks irreverent enough for me."

So blame google.

 

[nukes]

i dont believe you for a minute.

I vouch for Darth.
Together, darth and our cronies wreaked havoc on three bass guitar forums.
Thats right, the most obscure rock n roll instrument...and we brought it to ruin.
How do i upload my avatar on this blasted thing?
Hey Darth.

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