Hawt Joke thread.

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HipHugHer

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Q: What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?


A: Consuelo.
 
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HipHugHer

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Two old women are out for a walk.

1st one says, "you smell something burning?"

2nd one says, "you s'pose we're walking too fast?"
 

HipHugHer

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Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a man walks up and exposes himself to them. Two of them had a stroke. Third one couldn't reach.
 
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Darth Handsome

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Check it bleed. Im going to see Jimmy Carr tomorrow. I havent decided if Im man enough to jump on the grenade and heckle him.
 
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Darth Handsome

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Im at Jimmy Carr. Soon to piss my fn pants.
And ive been drinking so i already have to pee.
 
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HipHugHer

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

WITH LITTLE CAESARS.

I'm beginning to love this guy.

Should bookmark this thing for jokes for the Kiddo's. Funniest thing we got going now is fart-bombing each other in public places, like the grocery store. The grocery store is my favorite. I love seeing the expression on people's faces......priceless, and builds a lifetime of good memories.
 
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