Syrup Beaver
pants log
*gasp* You slanderer!!
That's supposedly an old Scot legend, that when you die you will be placed upside down in a whisky barrel filled with all the whisky you've spilt and if you drown you don't get to go to heaven.
*gasp* You slanderer!!
My great gramps x 8 (or so) drowned in a vat of beer.
I have 3 cans of guinness in the fridge , thats about as much celebrating as Ill be doing
I was gonna go get a bottle of irish whisky, but I bought a vidja game instead
PRIORITIES MAN! Get them sorted!
Only 3 cans? Crap, I'll fax you some too.
I still have some old smuggler
Yeah, I drank the other 5 last night
Costco mang, they have the 18 packs of the stuff++
Who cares about stupid st patricks day. Its just an excuse to get Gingers drunk enough to fuck them.
nobody wants to fuck a ginger
dammmit, i hate that the government runs our beer and liquor stores.
That would drive me to drink.
More.
nobody wants to fuck a ginger
Out of all the gingers (female) I have met, only 3 have not been considered fuckable