It's a good thing I'm not a warlord, emperor, king, or president

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Yeah, that and I received a 700lb glass sculpture of a beer bottle as "thanks" from the Belgian Brewers Association, that I knocked over while drunk.

If that doesn't qualify as the most appropriate accident ever, I don't know what does.