Thread Irrational fears

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just shit out an entire cheese burger
I should chew my food more

 

[DJBrenton]

Did the bun still have seasme seeds on? If so, your digestive system isn't 100%.

 

[tre]

I just shit out an entire cheese burger
I should chew my food more

you should also work on tightening your anus muscles

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Did the bun still have seasme seeds on? If so, your digestive system isn't 100%.

It was a seedless bun.

you should also work on tightening your anus muscles

I have full control of my musculars. The sphincter opened and it dropped right out.

 

[Applesauce]

Ye ol' fatherly wisdomz!

 

[DJBrenton]

If reason and wisdom are insults in your world then fire away.

 

[JAXvillain]

Americans also need to get off their fat asses and eat less.

stereotyping is too easy.

doesn't the UK have a greater obesity problem than the US these days? could swear I remember reading that

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Not yet wow but we're catching up with you iirc.

 

[DJBrenton]

Quick, what color of underwear is your daughter wearing??
Go go goooo!!!!

I rest my case. Intelligent banter is the preserve of the intelligent. You fail.

 

[Applesauce]

ALL OF THIS IS FAIL!
Father Brenton is a figment!

of....something

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Do you even know what you're trying to say Julee?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You seem confused.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I love fig newtons

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I prefer Spanish figs in gravy.

 

[Coqui]

That's it. I'm posting breast monster

 

[tre]

I love fig newtons

you break them in half and put them back together.

fuckin witchcraft i tell ya

 

[kiwi]

I love fig newtons

I don't like fig newtons, but Strawberry newtons left in the car in Phoenix in August come out tasting like they are fresh from the oven, it's awesome.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

strawberry newtons are an evil bastardization of faggotry

 

[JAXvillain]

from the department of redundancy department

 

[kiwi]

strawberry newtons are an evil bastardization of faggotry

*deletes drool-dad from my will.