Thread Irrational fears

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

YOU BASTARD

I clicked that and everything. Almost peed my pants at work.

 

[DJBrenton]

Yay!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You owe me beers after that. I expect payment of said heavenly liquids to be forthcoming no later than Friday before I go to a punk gig at the smack.

 

[DJBrenton]

Bottles of Metz maybe?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shut your playboy mouth.

 

[Amstel]

I heard about this 'marmite' and bought some because it had some glowing reviews. fastest $4.95 + tax wasted in the history of bad decisions.
That bad.
If you knew where I've tucked singles for lol's, you'd appreciate that even more.

 

[DJBrenton]

Maybe it needs instructions. For best effect you need a thin spreading on a cheese sandwich or on toast. Do not eat it with a spoon. That way lies insanity.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Feeling nauseous here guys.

 

[Amstel]

that shit has no expiration. it does not spoil. it will live in your pantry forever ready to disgust you exactly the same way.

 

[DJBrenton]

Something strange has happened over the years though. Marmite used to be so thick that you never actually got it all out of a jar. No matter how often you scraped the last little bit out, there would always be just enough for one more sandwich when you revisited the jar. nowadays it setlles into the bottom of the jar and you can clean up. I hate change.

 

[b_sinning]

It's probably because those are the same jars of Marmite from when you were a kid.

 

[JAXvillain]

Something strange has happened over the years though. Marmite used to be so thick that you never actually got it all out of a jar. No matter how often you scraped the last little bit out, there would always be just enough for one more sandwich when you revisited the jar. nowadays it setlles into the bottom of the jar and you can clean up. I hate change.

since no one but you eats the stuff they figured it would save on production costs to water it down

 

[DJBrenton]

I suppose if I left the lid off for a year or two it might thicken up a tad.

 

[kiwi]

I don't really have any irrational fears, the only thing that truly scares me is losing a family member. We just about lost my sister in a car accident a couple years ago, and even to this day if I think about it I start crying.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I suppose if I left the lid off for a year or two it might thicken up a tad.

You shouldnt really be eating stuff that could potentially be older than you are.

 

[fly]

You shouldnt really be eating stuff that could potentially be older than you are.

Don't let your wife read that advice old man.

 

[Coqui]

You shouldnt really be eating stuff that could potentially be older than you are.

So I should never taste this?

http://www.luxist.com/2009/07/31/glenfiddich-50-year-old-scotch/

 

[kiwi]

He said EATING, drinking is a whole other story.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So I should never taste this?

http://www.luxist.com/2009/07/31/glenfiddich-50-year-old-scotch/

He said EATING, drinking is a whole other story.

Kiwi gets it. Shes back in the will.
Coqui is out.

 

[Coqui]

He said EATING, drinking is a whole other story.

They also sell cheese older than we are.