i can play the piano.
i can play three chords on the guitar.
i can play the recorder.
i can play the beginning of the steve miller band's "the joker" on spangelet's drum set.
i love liam neeson.
i've painted my toenails while driving on a five-hour drive.
i had a guy follow me from my post office box to my dorm room just to ask me out.
i have taken the extra money before when the bank teller messed up.
i've also returned the extra money when the bank teller messed up.
i've never read the bible in entirety.
i had to wear braces for seven months, and only on my top teeth.
i have my wisdom teeth -- in a bag in my drawer.
i HATE clowns.
i sandbagged in st. louis for the great flood of 93.
i've never been arrested, except for at fall carnivals where someone paid a few tickets to have me locked up.
the first time i felt a hard-on was when i was in 8th grade, and a 7th grader dancing with me got one.
i've never had a one-night stand.
i've never had a pedicure.
i don't care for chocolate.
i hate poodles.
i've been decapitated in a former life.
i've had my tarot cards read.
i love liam neeson.
i can play three chords on the guitar.
i can play the recorder.
i can play the beginning of the steve miller band's "the joker" on spangelet's drum set.
i love liam neeson.
i've painted my toenails while driving on a five-hour drive.
i had a guy follow me from my post office box to my dorm room just to ask me out.
i have taken the extra money before when the bank teller messed up.
i've also returned the extra money when the bank teller messed up.
i've never read the bible in entirety.
i had to wear braces for seven months, and only on my top teeth.
i have my wisdom teeth -- in a bag in my drawer.
i HATE clowns.
i sandbagged in st. louis for the great flood of 93.
i've never been arrested, except for at fall carnivals where someone paid a few tickets to have me locked up.
the first time i felt a hard-on was when i was in 8th grade, and a 7th grader dancing with me got one.
i've never had a one-night stand.
i've never had a pedicure.
i don't care for chocolate.
i hate poodles.
i've been decapitated in a former life.
i've had my tarot cards read.
i love liam neeson.