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[Syrup Beaver]

Then don't let them go near it. Its pretty simple really.

It *is* that simple, however, that requires 100% of your attention 100% of the time.

It sounds easy until you spend an eight hour day doing ONLY that.

 

[kiwi]

We have oleanders all over our front yard (and every other yard down here). While you try to keep your kids out of them, I've still pulled a flower or two out of Ian's mouth. I plan to eventually just get rid of all of them.

 

[Wessels]

nothing like a little death to teach little ones not to put strange things in their mouth

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Paging Dharma to confirm whether this is Dumbledore's 'wand'.

 

[Coqui]

Then don't let them go near it. Its pretty simple really.

So....kids should be in a bubble, tethered, and blindfolded is what you're saying?

 

[Coqui]

This will be fly when he has a kid: (The one in the yellow shirt)

 

[dbzeag]

Then don't let them go near it. Its pretty simple really.

Except when the plant is in the front yard where the kid is going to be playing. And it's a voluntary choice to put the plant in, that's what confuses me. Why tempt fate?

 

[Coqui]

Except when the plant is in the front yard where the kid is going to be playing. And it's a voluntary choice to put the plant in, that's what confuses me. Why tempt fate?

This I agree with though. Although in parks near forests, this is harder to avoid.

 

[dbzeag]

But I am not going to lie, strap a condom on that and I would shove it where the sun don't shine.

*ashamed*

 

[fly]

Let Drool do what the fuck he wants. jesus. Everyone wants to try and scare parents with random bullshit.

 

[Shalimar]

It *is* that simple, however, that requires 100% of your attention 100% of the time.

It sounds easy until you spend an eight hour day doing ONLY that.

/constant vigilance

 

[Sarcasmo]

Let Drool do what the fuck he wants. jesus.

No.

 

[kiwi]

I'm guessing drool's kid doesn't really play in the front yard all that much and he's just planting it to keep the other kids off his lawn.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have never had a problem with my kid eating bushes.

 

[tre]

the leash is probably short enough to keep the kid away from the bush anyhow.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey everyone, how about you let ME worry about my kid and stfu about whats planted in my yard.

I just got another response from museum of natural science saying theyve forwarded my email and photos to local authorities.
Wtf

 

[Coqui]

Let Drool do what the fuck he wants. jesus. Everyone wants to try and scare parents with random bullshit.

I haven't tried to tell Drool what he should do. I simply posted saying preventing kids from doing things isn't as easy as you make it out to be.

Dominic's already had a huge black eye + knot on his forehead. Another child who I consider her parents as great parents had their child break a leg already. Things happen.

 

[Coqui]

Hey everyone, how about you let ME worry about my kid and stfu about whats planted in my yard.

Plant your kid in the yard. Make a nice terraced effect.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Hey everyone, how about you let ME worry about my kid and stfu about whats planted in my yard.

Plant some hops.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Plant some hops.

Think Ill plant claymores instead