FYI Important Archeological Discovery!!!

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Sep 30, 2004
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So last weekend I was doing some landscaping in my front yard, putting in new plants and whatnot.
I was digging a hole for a nice oleander and I hear a "clink" sound. Hit something with the shovel, I reckon. So I get down there and start scooping the dirt out with my hands.
Then, down under the dirt I feel it.
A...shape...and oddly familiar shape.
I pull the object out from the hole , and brush off the excess dirt , Im stunned by what Ive found:

A freaking stone dildo!



Christ, ancient people must have had tough...orifices...to be using dildos made of stone.

Certainly this has important anthropological significance.
I took it to the Houston museum of science, but they didn't want it.
I wonder if the Smithsonian will take it?
Or maybe I can sell it on ebay?
Can you sell ancient artifacts on ebay?
 

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Yeah, god forbid parents watch their children play in the yard. We should just outlaw the plant.

We'll call it the Responsible Planting for Safe Children Act. WHO COULD VOTE AGAINST THAT NAME???
Even when watching them like a hawk, kids can be very fast when they know they shouldn't do something yet want to.