Thread Im starting to get fat. anyone interested in a weight loss competition?

[APRIL]

I'd be OK without goat cheese. Brie cheese is my weakness. All soft and gooey, spread on a garlic toasted baguette? Yes please!

Now my breakfast of fresh fruit seems lacking.

Brie always reminds me of cum.

 

[Coqui]

Brie always reminds me of cum.

If cum tastes like Brie, then cum tastes pretty damn good

 

[APRIL]

No wonder you're a fan.

 

[eileenbunny]

Also, April, I can't help but notice there's not much fruit and veg in your diet. How do you get enough nutrition?

 

[APRIL]

Also, April, I can't help but notice there's not much fruit and veg in your diet. How do you get enough nutrition?

Hmm... I do eat fruits and veggies. Maybe not every day tho.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I run lots. Last night 2.5 miles, Sunday 3.1 miles, sprinkling of a mile here and there throughout the rest of the week.


My upper body is flabby though...lol, need to do some pushups.

I thought you weren't supposed to run cause of a fucked up noggin?

 

[APRIL]

I thought you weren't supposed to run cause of a fucked up noggin?

I can, if I fall and have a seizure I can't hurt others. Hence why I can't drive. Heh.

 

[CletusJones]

I can, if I fall and have a seizure I can't hurt others. Hence why I can't drive. Heh.

Do you wear your helmet while running?

 

[APRIL]

Do you wear your helmet while running?

I probably should.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I can, if I fall and have a seizure I can't hurt others. Hence why I can't drive. Heh.

Falling and cracking open your noggin does not sound like a good way to be healthy

 

[APRIL]

Meh, I'm fine... MRI tomorrow morning. EEG probably next week and then I'm clear.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I love goat cheese.

Also sheep's milk cheese.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet I consume roughly 4500 calories a day.

 

[kiwi]

I've never counted it up but unless I go out for lunch or eat pizza with the kids I probably eat about the same as April.

 

[strawberry love]

I'm around 1600 if I'm having a fattie day

 

[DJBrenton]

I bet I consume roughly 4500 calories an hour.

You misspelled 'hour' so I fixt it for you

 

[Domon]

Brie always reminds me of cum.

theres this delicious salad dressing that everyone is making now called either sweet onion, or vidalia sweet onion dressing.

Yeahhh. I feel uncomfortable putting it on things. Its semitransparent milky white and a very familiar consistency and stretchiness :/

 

[5ive]

I don't think I'd do well on 1350 calories a day. I don't think that's healthy at all.

How much are you trying to lose? You could bump it up to 1400/1450 I guess, which is pretty manageable.

 

[5ive]

Hmm, I am 130lbs and would perhaps like to look trimmer but I fear I wouldn't end up any lighter due to muscle gain so nein.

I thought the purpose of weight loss was to look better, not to reach some number? If you dieted and did some sort of exercise regimen you'd still look great. It's literally impossible to accidentally get big and bulky, and when you're deliberately trying to gain muscle it still takes years of effort to look huge.

 

[Coqui]

I thought the purpose of weight loss was to look better, not to reach some number? If you dieted and did some sort of exercise regimen you'd still look great. It's literally impossible to accidentally get big and bulky, even if you're eating to gain weight.

You'd be surprised how many women want to be a certain weight, not caring about anything else.