I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing

[dbzeag]

Did he stick an open can of beans on your back Minion style? That's the key determiner.

No

 

[Sarcasmo]

Mushy romance is obnoxious. I can't do it. I'm a very clear and consistent communicator though. I have no problem telling someone how I feel or what's on my mind and most girls find it romantic when I express my honest feelings. Which is fine by me.

I can't dance, I can't cook, I can't diagnose engine problems and I'm not tall dark or handsome so I should know how to do something. I'm like a really, really, really, really poor man's Cyrano de Bergerac.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Mushy romance is obnoxious. I can't do it. I'm a very clear and consistent communicator though. I have no problem telling someone how I feel or what's on my mind and most girls find it romantic when I express my honest feelings. Which is fine by me.

I can't dance, I can't cook, I can't diagnose engine problems and I'm not tall dark or handsome so I should know how to do something. I'm like a really, really, really, really poor man's Cyrano de Bergerac.

Can you at least get rid of spiders in a humane manner?

 

[JAXvillain]

Maybe it's cos a lot of men's bodys aren't all that great so I can close my eyes and pretend in the dark

I distinctly remember you saying you like dumpy fat dudes though

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Mushy romance is obnoxious. I can't do it. I'm a very clear and consistent communicator though. I have no problem telling someone how I feel or what's on my mind and most girls find it romantic when I express my honest feelings. Which is fine by me.

I can't dance, I can't cook, I can't diagnose engine problems and I'm not tall dark or handsome so I should know how to do something. I'm like a really, really, really, really poor man's Cyrano de Bergerac.

Same on the communication. I figure it's one of the most important aspects of a relationship.

Though, I can cook..

 

[Sarcasmo]

Can you at least get rid of spiders in a humane manner?

I never kill spiders, unless they have red hourglasses or brown violins on them. I just toss 'em outside. In Australia I'd be dead by now.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I distinctly remember you saying you like dumpy fat dudes though

Meh not really, I just don't particularly like muscle. I'm a paranoid person so I feel comforted if I feel that my partner couldn't a) snap me in two, b) outrun me if they were pissed off with me.

 

[Sarcasmo]

That's pretty smart.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I never kill spiders, unless they have red hourglasses or brown violins on them. I just toss 'em outside. In Australia I'd be dead by now.

I never kill little bugs, however I am pretty scared by the fuckers. It would be nice to have a man for once who could actually sort these things out. My last ex was scared of spiders so I had to deal with them, my ex from before was terrified of wasps so I had to sort them out too.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I never kill spiders, unless they have red hourglasses or brown violins on them. I just toss 'em outside. In Australia I'd be dead by now.

hahahaha

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's pretty smart.

For real. If we're "equals" it means either of us could kill each other, I don't like someone havng the advantage.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

For real. If we're "equals" it means either of us could kill each other, I don't like someone havng the advantage.

Brains > Muscle..

 

[Sarcasmo]

I kill wasps on sight. No questions, no remorse. They are the minions of Satan.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If I'm at home, i mean. I don't attack them at office buildings or cafes. That would be a bit unbalanced.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Brains > Muscle..

Yeah, pretty hard to kill with your brain too.

I am super paranoid in general though, I hate camping or going to the countryside because one of my life motto's is 'If nobody can hear you scream you're in the wrong place'.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I kill wasps on sight. No questions, no remorse. They are the minions of Satan.

Aww, I don't mind wasps at all. Some things freak me out but it's bad juju to squash things/

 

[Sarcasmo]

No, not wasps. They are hellspawn. They were created specifically for me to destroy. Relentless bastards.

 

[JAXvillain]

Yeah, pretty hard to kill with your brain too.

I am super paranoid in general though, I hate camping or going to the countryside because one of my life motto's is 'If nobody can hear you scream you're in the wrong place'.

wow, you've got some serious issues.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We'll edit our vows so I allow you to kill wasps and you allow me to kill fleas.

 

[Sarcasmo]

We have cicada killers in Texas. You'd understand if you had to deal with them. For the most part they leave you alone, and they are solitary, but when they sting it's like being shot with a .22.

And they are everywhere.