I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing

[Coqui]

Yeah, pretty hard to kill with your brain too.

I am super paranoid in general though, I hate camping or going to the countryside because one of my life motto's is 'If nobody can hear you scream you're in the wrong place'.

You or April could kill me pretty easily with the knowledge of how to. Brute force isn't the only way to kill someone.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

wow, you've got some serious issues.

Nope, I just know how to keep myself safe. I grew up in an area where I had fights every single day on my way home and I've never really lived anywhere too nice, so I'm always very aware of what's going on and the nearest exit routes.

Never been mugged, stabbed, raped or burgled and that's why.

 

[Coqui]

We have cicada killers in Texas. You'd understand if you had to deal with them. For the most part they leave you alone, and they are solitary, but when they sting it's like being shot with a .22.

And they are everywhere.

Send some of those killers here please.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You or April could kill me pretty easily with the knowledge of how to. Brute force isn't the only way to kill someone.

Yeah, I know a few easy things to do to put anyone to the floor, however, there are some situations I'm not able to deal with unfortunately.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We have cicada killers in Texas. You'd understand if you had to deal with them. For the most part they leave you alone, and they are solitary, but when they sting it's like being shot with a .22.

And they are everywhere.

Yeah, I guess my love of all things animal comes from living in a country where nothing kills.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I guess you don't have fire ants, either.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Don't think so, we do have red ants but they never caused any problems that I know.

 

[JAXvillain]

Nope, I just know how to keep myself safe. I grew up in an area where I had fights every single day on my way home and I've never really lived anywhere too nice, so I'm always very aware of what's going on and the nearest exit routes.

Never been mugged, stabbed, raped or burgled and that's why.

trust issues, got it

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

trust issues, got it

Well why would you trust 99.9% of people? People are assholes and they betray trusts like it's nothing.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

We have cicada killers in Texas. You'd understand if you had to deal with them. For the most part they leave you alone, and they are solitary, but when they sting it's like being shot with a .22.

And they are everywhere.

We have similar sized ones in Australia..

 

[JAXvillain]

Well why would you trust 99.9% of people? People are assholes and they betray trusts like it's nothing.

that's for you and a shrink to figure out

 

[OzSTEEZ]

You'd be silly to trust 99% of everyone..

 

[Applesauce]

I never kill spiders, unless they have red hourglasses or brown violins on them. I just toss 'em outside. In Australia I'd be dead by now.

Nooo, you just throw them in a jar with an equally venomous spider. Add a cricket and let the show begin.

 

[Applesauce]

I kill wasps on sight. No questions, no remorse. They are the minions of Satan.

So are snakes and centipedes.

 

[Applesauce]

Aww, I don't mind wasps at all. Some things freak me out but it's bad juju to squash things/

You don't even have to squash them. Just spray hairspray or even better, any cleaner on them. Something with ammonia is lovely.

Oh and engine cleaner for the nests outdoors is perfect.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

So are snakes and centipedes.

aawwwwww snakes are the good guys!

 

[fly]

You don't even have to squash them. Just spray hairspray or even better, any cleaner on them. Something with ammonia is lovely.

Oh and engine cleaner for the nests outdoors is perfect.

Whoa, what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I left a stepladder on my patio once for about a week before I brought it back in and set it on the floor in the living room to change a lightbulb. I didn't notice the paper wasp nest that had been built beneath the bottom step until I heard the faint buzzing sounds sometime later.

An overwhelming sense of panic and horror set in when I realized I had brought at least a couple dozen wasps directly into my living room. What a strange, helpless feeling. In a split second my mind considered various remedies like shooting them, setting my house on fire, and moving without telling anyone.

Eventually I built up the nerve to very carefully carry the ladder back outside, trying not to piss them off, and hosed it down with a jet spray of wasp killer from 20 feet away. After that I spent about 15 minutes fighting off paranoid crawly sensations and checking my hair and clothes. Ugh. I still shudder when I think of it.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I left a stepladder on my patio once for about a week before I brought it back in and set it on the floor in the living room to change a lightbulb. I didn't notice the paper wasp nest that had been built beneath the bottom step until I heard the faint buzzing sounds sometime later.

An overwhelming sense of panic and horror set in when I realized I had brought at least a couple dozen wasps directly into my living room. What a strange, helpless feeling. In a split second my mind considered various remedies like shooting them, setting my house on fire, and moving without telling anyone.

Eventually I built up the nerve to very carefully carry the ladder back outside, trying not to piss them off, and hosed it down with a jet spray of wasp killer from 20 feet away. After that I spent about 15 minutes fighting off paranoid crawly sensations and checking my hair and clothes. Ugh. I still shudder when I think of it.

Brother??!!? Were have you been all my life?

 

[Sarcasmo]

You've done that too?? Thank god.