I'm getting Roostered

[Coqui]

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?


JUAN ON JUAN.

I thought that was what you called a night in South Florida?

 

[Thorn Bird]

OOOOOO bah dum dum CHEE

 

[Coqui]

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!

This guy was recently bragging that he could bench 135 pounds.

http://www.qbforce.com/tate/offers/Auburn.htm

 

[Applesauce]

Denny's is the RESTAURANT, goober. you mean BENNY and his crowd. they're the COUNTY FOLK!!

I dun swuur that every Denny I've encountered throughout my life has been a redneck!

 

[Duke]

This guy was recently bragging that he could bench 135 pounds.

http://www.qbforce.com/tate/offers/Auburn.htm

135? Seriously? Color me ... um, whatever

 

[JAXvillain]

135? Seriously? Color me ... um, whatever

that was a burn directed at fly. he's the MI qb

 

[kiwi]

B, you already know she's bonded with it and is probably dressing it in clothes at this point, just accept the inevitable.

On another note. Now collecting donations so we can post B's bail.

Paypal money to: [email protected]

 

[b_sinning]

kiwi she got two baby chicks when we first started dating and tried to have in door chickens for about two days before she finally accepted my arguement that chickens were not good house pets. I made her take them back.


Actually she's been at work all day so I'm hoping either Animal Control got him or one of the neighbors saw a chance for some free chicken. If he's still there later, then at twilight I'll put the cat carrier back out with food and water in it and wait for him to go back into it to roost for the night and then I'll just shut him in and delivery him to my sister farm. If that doesn't work then it will be time to get out the ACME catalog and see what I can come up with.

 

[Coqui]

that was a burn directed at fly. he's the MI qb

But Auburn too since they wanted him.

 

[Duke]

If that doesn't work then it will be time to get out the ACME catalog and see what I can come up with.

If I may make a suggestion?

 

[JAXvillain]

those barrels look like they have a big gap between them

edit: 2 shotguns side by side?

edit2: yup

 

[dbzeag]

b-sinning, you know I will blow you without all the craziness. Just say when.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My housie got roostered on Sunday apparently, two cocks in her henhouse as it were.

 

[b_sinning]

My housie got roostered on Sunday apparently, two cocks in her henhouse as it were.

You were a little jealous weren't you?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You were a little jealous weren't you?

Two cocks, two housemates, spread the wealth is all I'm saying.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My housie got roostered on Sunday apparently, two cocks in her henhouse as it were.

'round there they call that the "Devils Threesome"

 

[dbzeag]

'round there they call that the "Devils Threesome"

We call that a recipe for a spit roasting.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Two cocks, two housemates, spread the wealth is all I'm saying.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

'round there they call that the "Devils Threesome"

Well she is the devil so that is no surprise to me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Blah blah blah people that have to date are lame blah blah