I'm getting Roostered

b_sinning

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Today my wife asked that we go to the Claxton GA Rattlesnake Roundup. It's about an hour outside of Savannah. It's something we have never done before and because a friend of ours lives close to the location and it's an excuse for them to hang out.

"The Rattlesnake Roundup is a two-day festival, attracting 15,000 visitors. The event features snake handling demonstrations and educational programs, wildlife exhibits, turkey calling contest, over 100 arts and crafts vendors, food vendors, a grand parade, beauty queens, essay contest, 1 mile fun run, 5-K run, live entertainment, children’s games and activities and fun for all ages!"

http://www.claxtonevanschamber.com/display.php?cid=9&pid=28






A large portion of rattlesnake antivenom for the US comes from them collecting the snakes and milking the venom out at this festival. I still don't know what they do with the snakes afterward.


Her friend never showed up but after we left the redneckfest we went by another friend of my wife that lives out there to see baby ducks that had just hatched today. He has goats, chickens, ducks, etc.


While we were there he mentioned that he had too many roosters. My wife said she thought her dad wanted some more chickens and today is his birthday so...Randy gave us a Rooster in a cat carrier. "The Colonel" was happy to be in a warm car with music and slept all the way back to Savannah. I declined to going to my father in laws birthday dinner because the wife was grouchy, her sister is bitchy, and I had no urge to be sucked into a perfect storm of unhappiness. So my wife gives the Rooster to her dad and he goes "No thank you. I wanted a hen not a rooster" I asked my wife did he say that before and she said yes. I thought he wanted a rooster by what my wife was telling me so now he doesn't want the bird and I have a rooster in a cat carrier that I have to find a home. She's still at her parents with the bird but is coming back later. We have 4 cats and no space for a rooster. UGH!!!!1 She roostered me!
 
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Thorn Bird

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put your cock in a diaper. and then post pics.

dharma, move to alabama instead. we have safe things, like fiddlers' conventions and watermelon seed spittin' contests. and banjos.
 

Dharma1521

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put your cock in a diaper. and then post pics.

dharma, move to alabama instead. we have safe things, like fiddlers' conventions and watermelon seed spittin' contests. and banjos.
Apparently, I didn't hit reply last night...

Oh Thorny, I adore banjos!

I saw two Liam movies this week and thought of you, but you weren't online all week!
 

Duke

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Here they come to snuff the rooster, aww yeah, hey yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
No, no, no, ya know he ain't gonna die
 

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Zac said he was happy I didn't bring home random animals. I told him it's because I never have the chance between work, school and home; there aren't any animals to bring home. :(
 

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"The Rattlesnake Roundup is a two-day festival, attracting 15,000 visitors. The event features snake handling demonstrations and educational programs, wildlife exhibits, turkey calling contest, over 100 arts and crafts vendors, food vendors, a grand parade, beauty queens, essay contest, 1 mile fun run, 5-K run, live entertainment, children’s games and activities and fun for all ages!"
That's a load of bullshit. Everybody knows turkeys can't use telephones.
 

b_sinning

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It gets better. After much begging, I talked my sister that has a farm to take the Rooster from me and she would locate someone that wanted a free Rooster. As I was driving the hour to my sister's house, my sister in law stopped by and got into a huge crazy fight with my wife and my wife called me hysterical so I had to turn around and come back home with the rooster to calm her down and make sure they hadn't woken my son up or done anything else stupid. By the time I got her calmed down it was too late to try going back out to my sisters again. I refuse to wake up my older sister in the middle of the night to take the rooster becuase that would have made me a bigger cock than the rooster. So I explained to my wife that this was her problem so she needed to put food and water in to the carrier with the Rooster but do not let it out and I would take it to my sister's after work.

So I wake up this morning to a loud rooster crow and then in horror I hear it crow again from a different location. I woke my wife up and asked her did you happen to let the rooster out. She replied "Yes but I left it in the backyard" We have a regular chain link fence backyard. I reminded her that Randy and I had to work together with a fishing net to capture this Roadrunner like Rooster inside of a small coop so how in the hell was I to capture it running wild outside. Of course when I walked outside the rooster is standing in the middle of my front yard. All of my cats look a little picked at and wanted nothing to do with the big mean bird in the yard. So I calmly put the cat carrier back inside and went to work.

Luckily the best thing about living in the ghetto is animal control suspects the white guy as the last person to bring a rooster into a residential neighborhood. Her only job now is to call animal control to report a rooster running around the neighborhood. I suspect when I get home I will find a rooster standing in my front yard mocking me.
 

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It gets better. After much begging, I talked my sister that has a farm to take the Rooster from me and she would locate someone that wanted a free Rooster. As I was driving the hour to my sister's house, my sister in law stopped by and got into a huge crazy fight with my wife and my wife called me hysterical so I had to turn around and come back home with the rooster to calm her down and make sure they hadn't woken my son up or done anything else stupid. By the time I got her calmed down it was too late to try going back out to my sisters again. I refuse to wake up my older sister in the middle of the night to take the rooster becuase that would have made me a bigger cock than the rooster. So I explained to my wife that this was her problem so she needed to put food and water in to the carrier with the Rooster but do not let it out and I would take it to my sister's after work.

So I wake up this morning to a loud rooster crow and then in horror I hear it crow again from a different location. I woke my wife up and asked her did you happen to let the rooster out. She replied "Yes but I left it in the backyard" We have a regular chain link fence backyard. I reminded her that Randy and I had to work together with a fishing net to capture this Roadrunner like Rooster inside of a small coop so how in the hell was I to capture it running wild outside. Of course when I walked outside the rooster is standing in the middle of my front yard. All of my cats look a little picked at and wanted nothing to do with the big mean bird in the yard. So I calmly put the cat carrier back inside and went to work.

Luckily the best thing about living in the ghetto is animal control suspects the white guy as the last person to bring a rooster into a residential neighborhood. Her only job now is to call animal control to report a rooster running around the neighborhood. I suspect when I get home I will find a rooster standing in my front yard mocking me.
I hope that's all that happens. This story just spirals.

Next we shall hear, she will have called them, and admitted fault...

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