They sent in their best man, and when we roll across the 69th Street bridge tomorrow, on our way to freedom, we're going to have their best man leading the way - from the neck up!
So I jump ship in Hong Kong & make my way over to Tibet & I get on as a looper at a course in the Himalayas.
A looper?
Yeah a looper. You know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me?The Dalai Lama, himself. The 12th son of the Lama. Flowing robes, grace, bald........striking.
So I'm on the first tee with him, I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama. Long- into a 10,000 foot crevice right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga"........ "Gunga gunga gungala."
So we finish 18 and hes going to stiff me! And I say, "Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little something you know, for the effort, you know?"
And he says, "There won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that going for me which is nice
Also, not many people realize this but one of the funniest lines in Airplane is when Dr Leslie Nielsen asks "What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
Its funny because they had just served dinner a 1/2 hour ago
Ah gee Peg, I don’t regret not having gone to college, because then, after all I might not have married you.
Then what would have become of me. I would have probably just lived an empty meaningless existence ordering hookers and pizza until I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand.