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Darth Handsome

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Dialogue thread. I, Darth will start:

Good shooting. Very good shooting.

When you want to kill a man you must shoot for his heart & a Winchester is the best weapon.

Thats very nice but I'll stick with my 45.

"When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man".
Thats an old Mexican proverb, and it's true.

Do you believe that?
 

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"When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man".
Thats an old Mexican proverb, and it's true.

Do you believe that?[/QUOTE]
No. They're talking ambush - sneaky Mezucans.
 

Strings

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Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division
 

Darth Handsome

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Hows it goin Nick?

Im drunk

No

Im not bullshittn ya. Got stinkin shitfaced on the bus, Louise left me, and that sonofabitch keeps playin me when he knows Im shitfaced

Jesus Nick Im sorry.

Anyone runs me into the boards Im gonna piss all over myself
 
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Darth Handsome

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Jesus look at Brophy. Hes plastered!

What?!

Yeah he told me so! Said if anyone runs him into the boards hes gonna piss all over himself
 

Darth Handsome

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Youre bullshit! Youre really bullshit!

Youre drunk

Youre right, hes bullshit

Yeah? Well he & I are the only decent things in this place

Thats great! What does she care what anyone thinks of her? Shes just scrappin!
 

Darth Handsome

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Here lets see if I can remember this one:

No wait we'll jump

Like hell we will

No it'll be okay, long as the waters deep enough
and we dont get squished to death. Theyll never follow us.

How do you know?

Would you make a jump that if you didnt have to?

I have to and Im not gonna.

Well we got to otherwise were dead. Theyll just have to go back the way they come. Come on.

Just one clear shot thats all I want

Come on

Uh uh

We got to!

No, get away from me!

Why??

I want to fight em!

Theyll kill us!

Maybe.

You want to die?

Do you?

All right, I'll jump first.

Nope

Then you jump first.

No I said.

What's the matter with you??

I cant swim!

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya