Movie IITS

[nukes]

Here lets see if I can remember this one:

No wait we'll jump

Like hell we will

No it'll be okay, long as the waters deep enough
and we dont get squished to death. Theyll never follow us.

How do you know?

Would you make a jump that if you didnt have to?

I have to and Im not gonna.

Well we got to otherwise were dead. Theyll just have to go back the way they come. Come on.

Just one clear shot thats all I want

Come on

Uh uh

We got to!

No, get away from me!

Why??

I want to fight em!

Theyll kill us!

Maybe.

You want to die?

Do you?

All right, I'll jump first.

Nope

Then you jump first.

No I said.

What's the matter with you??

I cant swim!

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya

And they never made another movie together.

 

[wetwillie]

Here lets see if I can remember this one:

No wait we'll jump

Like hell we will

No it'll be okay, long as the waters deep enough
and we dont get squished to death. Theyll never follow us.

How do you know?

Would you make a jump that if you didnt have to?

I have to and Im not gonna.

Well we got to otherwise were dead. Theyll just have to go back the way they come. Come on.

Just one clear shot thats all I want

Come on

Uh uh

We got to!

No, get away from me!

Why??

I want to fight em!

Theyll kill us!

Maybe.

You want to die?

Do you?

All right, I'll jump first.

Nope

Then you jump first.

No I said.

What's the matter with you??

I cant swim!

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya

God damnit, we'll jump together! Big fucking baby!

 

[Darth Handsome]

And they never made another movie together.

They crib in the Sting, almost makes up for it

 

[fly]

Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

FUCK YOU JONSEY

 

[definitely]

I'll meet you any place, any time. And when we do meet old man, it's you I want to see...not the police. Remember that, won't you? Don't be so gloomy...

After all, it's not that awful. You know what the fellow said: in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed...but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.

In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had five hundred years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

 

[OOD]

Rule of thumb?

That's not very big is it....

Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist.

 

[Strings]

You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.

 

[Strings]

Yes, I'm still quoting movies.

 

[nukes]

Would you rather surf, or fight?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Charlie dont surf

 

[Strings]

You guys complain how much you hate it here, and then don't even have the guts to leave! You're all crazy!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, aint this place a geographical oddity!
2 weeks from everywhere!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium you piece of shit.

I see you are a connoisseur of the classics

 

[Darth Handsome]

Lets do a couple of my favorite introductions:

Who are you?

My name is Pussy Galore

I must be dreaming

********

Hi! Im Plenty!

Of course you are.

Plenty O'toole.

Named after your father perhaps?

********

My names Gunnery Sergeant Hiway and Ive drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass that all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon.

We take care of ourselves.

You couldn't take care of a wet dream

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?

 

[Strings]

Why'd you do it? Why'd you waste Cyrus?

No reason. I just like doing things like that.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

But I dont want FOP, godammit, Im a Dapper Dan man!

 

[Darth Handsome]

But I dont want FOP, godammit, Im a Dapper Dan man!

We're in a tight spot!

 

[wetwillie]

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.