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Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Dialogue thread. I, Darth will start:
Good shooting. Very good shooting.
When you want to kill a man you must shoot for his heart & a Winchester is the best weapon.
Thats very nice but I'll stick with my 45.
"When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man".
Thats an old Mexican proverb, and it's true.
Do you believe that?
toronto campus turned me into a poof
are we to be following along with fistful lines or quoting at our own will
Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
I like big nuts and I can not lie. -Darth
Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
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"When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man".
Thats an old Mexican proverb, and it's true.
Do you believe that?[/QUOTE]
No. They're talking ambush - sneaky Mezucans.
Stuck with this Shitty Title
Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division
Always shouts out something obscene
Deserves got nothing to do with it...
How do you know women so well?
Well...I START with a man. Then I remove logic, and reason. And voila, I'm left with a woman.
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Threads I start always suck so Im counting on you slobbering fools to make this one hum
Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Never interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.
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Hows it goin Nick?
Im drunk
No
Im not bullshittn ya. Got stinkin shitfaced on the bus, Louise left me, and that sonofabitch keeps playin me when he knows Im shitfaced
Jesus Nick Im sorry.
Anyone runs me into the boards Im gonna piss all over myself
Talk softly and carry a big stick.
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Jesus look at Brophy. Hes plastered!
What?!
Yeah he told me so! Said if anyone runs him into the boards hes gonna piss all over himself
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Youre bullshit! Youre really bullshit!
Youre drunk
Youre right, hes bullshit
Yeah? Well he & I are the only decent things in this place
Thats great! What does she care what anyone thinks of her? Shes just scrappin!
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Its a good bet Slapshot will be the first flick to have the entire script posted eventually
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Here lets see if I can remember this one:
No wait we'll jump
Like hell we will
No it'll be okay, long as the waters deep enough
and we dont get squished to death. Theyll never follow us.
How do you know?
Would you make a jump that if you didnt have to?
I have to and Im not gonna.
Well we got to otherwise were dead. Theyll just have to go back the way they come. Come on.
Just one clear shot thats all I want
Come on
Uh uh
We got to!
No, get away from me!
Why??
I want to fight em!
Theyll kill us!
Maybe.
You want to die?
Do you?
All right, I'll jump first.
Nope
Then you jump first.
No I said.
What's the matter with you??
I cant swim!
Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya