FYI If you wanted to fight a bear what would be your strategy?

[Coqui]

i'm not sure a gorilla could do anything with someone on its back in a good submission while anderson silva dodges every move they make.

 

[Coqui]

a dude on a gorillas back would be like a squirrel on your back. The gorilla wouldnt give a shit.

Plus with the extra foot reach he has with his arms, it's not like he couldn't just flick him off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

a dude on a gorillas back would be like a squirrel on your back. The gorilla wouldnt give a shit.

I dunno man, squirrels are pretty tenacious.

 

[kiwi]

I'd put my money on the Gorillas. I bet 3 of them could sit in the corner and have a nice conversation while 2 gorillas took down all the fighters without breaking a sweat.

 

[Floptical]

Do these Gorillas know karate? Because that would obviously alter the outcome.

 

[CletusJones]

Woah there, when did gorillas start learning karate?

 

[gee]

Watching a gang of gorillas rip apart a bunch of UFC fighters, with Joe Rogan giving commentary, would be fucking awesome.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm not sure you understand how strong gorillas are

I'm not sure you understand what it feels like to be punched in the face by ripped dudes. 10 UFC fighters is a lot, and apes have morale just like people.

 

[JAXvillain]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-dies-after-secret-4year-battle-with-gorilla,2836/

 

[water]

depends on the UFC fighters, they'd all have to be heavyweights then I think they'd probably take it no problem.

two guys holding each arm while 2 more beat on its head... done.

lol, no

Pound for pound apes/gorillas are multiple times stronger than we are.

They would (literally) eviscerate even our best "trained fighters".

 

[DJBrenton]

Do the UFC fighters have to stick to UFC rules?

 

[JAXvillain]

Even a chimp is supposed to be 3-5x stronger.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I want mutated gorillas to be in the next Fallout game.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Uh, what do gorillas fight all the time?
Thats right, other gorillas.
Theyll fuck your shit up.
Plus they bite.
Your MMA guys would be shredded.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Nowhere does the scenario call for 800 lb. silverbacks. A juvenile or even a baby gorilla would suffice.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm pretty sure I read 800lb silverback on PCP, actually.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Nowhere does the scenario call for 800 lb. silverbacks. A juvenile or even a baby gorilla would suffice.

Were not gonna pussifiy the rules just for you , nancy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Make them grizzlybacks, then.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We're gonna need something belt fed.

 

[Domon]

I want mutated gorillas to be in the next Fallout game.

I concur... i want them in any game. Fighting a ridiculously fast and stupidly strong gorilla would be terrifying.

Why do you never get to kill other primates in games. I mean, theres so much potential. Far Cry 3 totally should have had gorillas. Tomb Raider should have gorillas.