FYI If you wanted to fight a bear what would be your strategy?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Do I get a real sword, or a tourney sword?

If it's the former, I fuck his shit up. If it's the latter, sit tight and wait for Jaime to save me.

Vargo Hote will never allow this!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Side note: can we get domon an avatar?
Buzz Killington would work quite nicely.

 

[august]

Vargo Hote will never allow this!

THAPPHIRETH

 

[Mikeawesome]

bearhug the bear from behind and start ripping into its spine with my teeth

 

[water]

Do I get a real sword, or a tourney sword?

If it's the former, I fuck his shit up. If it's the latter, sit tight and wait for Jaime to save me.

No, you only get a chain mail bikini top.

 

[gee]

 

[water]

Side note: can we get domon an avatar?
Buzz Killington would work quite nicely.

Second.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

No, you only get a chain mail bikini top.

My boobs are always jingling! To the left and to the right!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I would dash around behind it, and jab my finger into its asshole
Then repeat this process over and over, until the bear is scared of me and just avoids me.
Then I would lay down and take a nap.

I colon pistoned my girlfriend in your guest room.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I colon pistoned my girlfriend in your guest room.

That explains why she beat you up the next day

 

[Domon]

im making a bolo out of my shoes.

 

[august]

No, you only get a chain mail bikini top.

I'm gonna die

 

[JAXvillain]

Side note: can we get domon an avatar?
Buzz Killington would work quite nicely.

 

[august]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm gonna die

Youre giving me a GoT boner

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm gonna die

I dunno... metal covered boobs sounds like the recipe for a flail (also, chafing)

 

[JAXvillain]

The premise of this thread reminds me of this: http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/z1ukpu/stand-up-matt-braunger---shovel-fighter

 

[water]

I'm gonna die

What's the line from Princess Bride? "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

Yeah, you should kill that bear.

 

[fly]

I love this thread

 

[CletusJones]

It seems the bear is a fierce competitor so I think a multifaceted approach would be the best.

First, I would attempt to confuse the bear by taking my shirt off and tweaking my nipples. While the bear is trying to come to grips with that sad reality, I twirl the shirt over my head and launch it at the bear, covering its eyes. Then I run around behind it and headbutt it in the nutsack.

Once it's down for the count I pull out a floppy hat and do a riverdance on its ribcage, fully establishing my dominance in front of the stadium audience. Bows are taken, roses are thrown.