FYI If you wanted to fight a bear what would be your strategy?

[Mr. Argumentor]

I would pick up Domon and use him as a sort of weak bo-staff

 

[CletusJones]

Domon is pretty stiff but I don't know if he'd make a good bo staff.

 

[Domon]

i could resemble a wacky wailing inflatable tube flailing arm man.

 

[CletusJones]

You're giving yourself too much credit, using the word "wacky"

 

[eileenbunny]

I'd do like Wesley in The Princess Bride when he's fighting Fezzik and jump on it's back and try to strangle it until it passed out.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I would set the bear free.

 

[Petunia]

I would sing to the bair!! I have a terrible voice. Then when he starts coming to, i would show him Enema's noodz

/Bair

 

[august]

Domon is pretty stiff

ಠ_ಠ

 

[CletusJones]

I'd do like Wesley in The Princess Bride when he's fighting Fezzik and jump on it's back and try to strangle it until it passed out.

What about the giant rat in the fire swamp? That was a pretty fierce competitor

 

[water]

I would pick up Domon and use him as a sort of weak bo-staff

I imagine Domon's consistency to be more like a Stretch Armstrong.

A pacifist Stretch Armstrong, with a dash of puffin.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I dunno, there's still gotta be bones in there, if nothing else it would be like some sort of weird flail.
I wonder if it would be better to grab him by the head, or feet? I think head because it would give you a little more flexibility via the neck, and by grabbing one leg you also would have issues with the other leg hitting you.

 

[my little brony]

oh shit there's a bear
can you hand me that shotgun, buddy
also that chair

we're fighting a bear
now your life's in grave danger
and you don't even care

it's rare
to me
can't you see
it's rare
to me
say a prayer
for me
'cause it's raaaaaare to be
in tenacious D

 

[DJBrenton]

The question is 'If you wanted to fight a bear'. It's a false premise. I wouldn't want to fight a bear. I am evolved. I would reason with it and if it had any intelligence whatsoever it would see my point. If not, I'd hire a contract killer.

 

[fly]

The question is 'If you wanted to fight a bear'. It's a false premise. I wouldn't want to fight a bear. I am evolved. I would reason with it and if it had any intelligence whatsoever it would see my point. If not, I'd hire a contract killer.

You drink in an 800 year old bar. I drink in one that's 5. You aren't evolved, I am

 

[DJBrenton]

You drink in an 800 year old bar. I drink in one that's 5. You aren't evolved, I am

You drink in a 200 year old country. Game, Set and Match to the old world.

 

[fly]

You drink in a 200 year old country. Game, Set and Match to the old world.

Jones logic?

 

[DJBrenton]

Jones logic?

It's just called logic.

 

[gee]

You could just feed domon to the bear. "Here buddy, brought ya supper!"

Bam, instant bear friend. You could get them get to maul your enemies for you.

 

[Domon]

im not a very good bearmeal

 

[fly]

im not a very good bearmeal

Prove it