Violent crimes would be punished with disgusting and inhumane torture, and televised.
Like the duct-taping of genitals, and then rapid removal of said duct tape.
I would eliminate all nuclear weapons in the world, save 5. One I would launch immediately at a big city, just to let people know I was serious. The other 4 I would keep handy, just to leave people on edge to wonder if I would do it again. If for some reason I sensed that the stopped fearing me, I'd let another one fly.
Um, if you were already in charge why would people have to know you're serious?I would eliminate all nuclear weapons in the world, save 5. One I would launch immediately at a big city, just to let people know I was serious. The other 4 I would keep handy, just to leave people on edge to wonder if I would do it again. If for some reason I sensed that the stopped fearing me, I'd let another one fly.
Can the first city be LA?
Please?
Um, if you were already in charge why would people have to know you're serious?
Um, if you were already in charge why would people have to know you're serious?
nuking a city at random would show how destructive your rule could be, and thus sow rather than curb the seeds of rebellion.To curb the seeds of rebellion, naturally.
If I ruled the world it would be awesome.
I'd be ruling from my orbital asteroid base.
I would appear on giant screens throughout the planet, naked and painted in blue paint just like the blue man group.
It would be here that I would address my minions with policies of awesomeness.
Im pretty sure the world would be fucked, but it would get fucked in style.