If you ruled the world...

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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...what kind of sick and twisted things would you impose on others?

If I ran this country, not even the world, I'd set a few ground rules.

My first rule would be that if you wanted more than 2 children you'd have to apply for some kind of license, people basically have kids because it's a meal ticket and means they can get free accomodation. If you have a kid for the purpose of getting a house then you don't really bring it up with it's best interests at heart. I think you'd have to have enough money to bring up a kid (I don't have anything against poor people, I was poor growing up, but some people just can't cope with moer than 2 kids), prove some kind of competancy test and I'm not sure what else.

Secondly I'd make a rule that if you were on smack then your kids got taken off you, no questions asked. You'd have to be clean for 6months to get them back. I grew up with smackheads living next door and they had 3kids who barely had clothes, didn't go to school etc. and I can't see how you can be a competent parent if you're smacked off your head. I really don't understand why kids don't get taken off parents already, it's weird.

I'd encourage people to ride bicycles everywhere, if you showed willing to cycle more than once a week we'd give you a free bike.

Can't think of other things.
 
i would triple tax chocolate. deficit would be solved in a week.

i would make all my singers live next to me and be at my disposal.

liam...would still be in my closet, desperately waiting to serve my next need happily.

rod stewart would have his vocal chords removed and hung from the back of his neck as example of what happens if you try to sing but you're absolutely horrible.
well maybe i'd just kick him in the nuts every time he opened his mouth to sing. or breathe.

poodles would be sent to some island. along with hawks. but the hawks could fly back when they were done.

i shall make the baked goods day apply.
 
Thorn Bird said:
i would triple tax chocolate. deficit would be solved in a week.

i would make all my singers live next to me and be at my disposal.

liam...would still be in my closet, desperately waiting to serve my next need happily.

rod stewart would have his vocal chords removed and hung from the back of his neck as example of what happens if you try to sing but you're absolutely horrible.
well maybe i'd just kick him in the nuts every time he opened his mouth to sing. or breathe.

poodles would be sent to some island. along with hawks. but the hawks could fly back when they were done.

i shall make the baked goods day apply.
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Rod Stewart idea = win!

I like poodles, they might be a bit yappy but actually I find them quite sweet. A friend of my mums has 3 Labradoodles.
 
Enemy said:
Rod Stewart idea = win!

I like poodles, they might be a bit yappy but actually I find them quite sweet. A friend of my mums has 3 Labradoodles.
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poodles are permadirty and they have that SNOUT that is always dingy and beady soulless eyes and nails that click click as they scamper sideways because they're so shady and soulless and creepy and their fur is all kinkamat and :barf:
 
Thorn Bird said:
or you need to get out of our way!! and quit driving with your dog in your lap!!!


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hahaah my dog has a car seat.

For real though, I drive about 5 over the speed limit (I had to after two tickets in a 6 months span). I usually stay away from the "fast lane."

And I understand getting upset about traffic cause I really used to let that get to me but sometimes you have to just let it go.
 
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