If you ruled the world...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

For example, people that are so hyped up in traffic that it looks like they are going to explode.

They need a time out.

You need to go for a ride with Thorn Bird.

 

[Thorn Bird]

You need to go for a ride with Thorn Bird.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

poodles are permadirty and they have that SNOUT that is always dingy and beady soulless eyes and nails that click click as they scamper sideways because they're so shady and soulless and creepy and their fur is all kinkamat and

I agree with that, especially the nails bit. But they're really good companions to old people, so that's why I like em.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hey, every time I get in the car with you I learn new swear words!
Its educational!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I would outlaw chewing with your mouth open. And saying "could care less".

Unless it was intended to be sarcastic.

 

[vshayes]

You need to go for a ride with Thorn Bird.

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[Thorn Bird]

Hey, every time I get in the car with you I learn new swear words!
Its educational!

but...but...i mutter them under my breath sometimes, and it's only because i didn't have kids! do you KNOW how hard it is to contain myself with kids in the car??? do you KNOW that saying CRACKERS OR SUGAR JUST DOES NOT DO THE JOB??????????


sigh.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Thorn Bird]

I would outlaw chewing with your mouth open. And saying "could care less".

Unless it was intended to be sarcastic.

omg you would so be allowed under my thumb.

 

[Thorn Bird]

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[Sarcasmo]

Oh and my national bird would be the female breast.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

All statiticians would be immediately put to work cleaning toilets instead.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I would outlaw chewing with your mouth open. And saying "could care less".

Unless it was intended to be sarcastic.

Even if I don't know the person I say something to them if they chew with their mouth open. Disgusting.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh and my national bird would be the female breast.

What cup size?

 

[Sarcasmo]

The state seal would feature a modest and shapely B. I don't want any of my citizens to feel inadequate. All sizes are welcome and celebrated.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Very appropriate Sarcasmo, I applaud your choice of bird.

 

[b_sinning]

Jailbait would be required to wear big safety hunter orange bracelets that could only be removed by the law once they turn 18.

 

[Shalimar]

Imagine smoking weed in the streets without cops harassing
Imagine going to court with no trial

black diamonds and pearls...

 

[shawndavid]

I would legalize drugs and tax them. I would also tax food. I would add a small tax to booze sold in bars and restaurants. I might even add a small tax to high octane gasoline. I would legalize prostitution and tax that. Pretty soon we'd be out of this money problem.

 

[Shalimar]

^^^well, and there might not be 100 people a week dying in Mexico, murdered over drugs.