I play WOW

Was this all started because of Cataclysm? Do you really work for a marketing firm? :lol:

What?!?! no

I don't know what you're talking about, I love my Nike Air Jordans, they just have the best cushioning for my soles when I do a monster jam on my Spaulding tx-1873 backboard with break away rim.

When I'm out with my homies I drink my PBR, and hit up the clubs while stylin' my Oakleys. I always put on my best Calvin Klein suit when I hit the clubs because I wanna make sure I'm impressive to the ladies.

Sometimes though I'm not all that impressive, that's when I go to Lady Godiva's escort service, grab one of the more willing escorts, and I stay at the Howard Johnson motel. With a bottle of MD-40 and a Beretta handgun, I'm ready for a good long nite ready to meet my maker.

So I put the gun to my mouth, and I pull the trigger, my brains splatter against the Behr semi gloss paint, seeping through to the Georgia Pacific drywall with moisture barrier, so I know my blood won't seep into the plaster.

My escort looks on in horror, but she manages to steal my Pulsar watch, and Diesel wallet before the life is drained from my cold dead body. I see you Lord, and I know you're there because of the Spring Valley Presbyterian Church of Boston, MA.
 
Gone are the days where I neglected things for video games. If I can't take long breaks from it or enjoy the game in small segments, there's no point to me even playing it.

That's exactly my point. You can't just hit 'pause' in WoW.
 
Wars or Trek?

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