Whatever you decide to do, pay extremely close attention to the following:
1. ALWAYS open her car door and shut it once she's in.
2. ALWAYS open other doors for her and let her walk through first.
3. DON'T swear, and watch your jokes. Both can make you look like an uncivilized asshole. Wait, shit. Don't say asshole. Fuck, I said shit.
4. When confronted by angry pygmies, position yourself between her and them so as to prevent her from catching a wayward spear tip. Tell her to run and back away from the pygmies slowly to cover her escape.
Pro tip: carry extra weighted javelins in case the pygmies have shields. Use the tried-and-true Roman method of lodging the javelins into their shields and forcing them to drop them due to the excessive weight on their forearms. Enemies without shields help to even the odds.
Well, I don't know what kind of advice I can give on this, but I have a very simple outlook on first dates. This isn't a "Get to know you" process, if everything works out I'll have loads of time to find out where you have been and where you are going. First dates are a weeding out process, plain and simple. The worst thing you can do on a date is be anything other than yourself. You are there to show them what they can expect from normal, everyday behavior. Now I'm not saying that you belch and fart in front of her, there is a level of appropriate behavior to maintain. But being something you aren't is equivalent to lying to the girl, which is a horrible way to start any relationship. Don't be afraid to call the date short if things aren't working out. Also, don't be afraid to do exactly what you want to do, that's what you are there for, right? You also can't be upset if she calls the date early. If anything she is doing the most courteous thing she possibly can, keeping you from wasting one more second on a relationship that she can't become invested in.
The most important first date rule I can convey: If, at the end of the date, you want to kiss her goodnight... F'n kiss her. If she doesn't want to kiss you she's got a thousand different ways to indicate that, from a turned head to a kneed groin. The worst thing that could happen is that she gives you a 100% clear signal as to whether this thing can blossom into love or is relegated to the emotional dumpster named 'Friendship'.
Because let's face it, you already have enough friends, don't you?
Or if things get intimate bring a brick with a string around and demand that she tie it on you and then throw it (if she asks where to tie it just give her a "isn't it obvious" type look). Guage her reaction and then decide if you want to be with her for the rest of your life.
Sarcasmo said:
She will probably get really tired of the constant weeping while he writes in his diary at the table.